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Group chat: The Pittlings- Huckleberry
20:04
Santos
We may have a problem
Samira
Already?
Mel
Please don’t say we’re cancelling
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Frank got a nice shirt
Samira
Ok he looks so proud that’s adorable
Javadi
What’s happening?
Santos
Huckleberry is going slutty
Like slutty
Samira
Slutty? We talking a few buttons undone or a mini skirt without panties?
Santos
A vest
And he raided my wardrobe
Javadi
Oh god, what did he take?
Not that pink shirt?
Santos
Worse
The black lace shirt
Samira
He did look pissed when he came in from the ambulance bay, sounds like boyfriend trouble
Santos
Well this is gonna be a fun night
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Group chat: The Pittlings
21:47
Dennis the menace
Sent 12 photos
Javadi (Bitches I’m legal now)
Living up to his nickname right now
Dennis the menace
I am not a menace
I am a blessing
Langdon is the menace
The interloper
But he is buying me drinks so I love him
Sorry Mel
Mel
I forgive you
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Private message: Santos & Garcia
22:48
Santos
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When your resident homosexual suggests shots
Garcia
That is why I don’t go out with my residents, homo or heterosexual
Santos
A good idea to have
But this is also fun, even with Langdon acting like a dad rn
Garcia
What’s he doing?
Santos
He’s watching our drinks
And making sure we’re hydrated
Garcia
That sounds responsible
Santos
I know
Such a buzzkill
Garcia
How much have you had to drink?
Santos
Enough that I would not feel ashamed to talk about our sex life in front of everybody
But not enough that I couldn’t rock your world after this
Garcia
That is a very good measure
Have fun
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Private message: Garcia & Langdon
23:02
Garcia
I expect you to take care of my girlfriend tonight
Langdon
Will do yo-yo
I know you’d make it look like an accident
Garcia
Bitch I’d make you an example
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Private message: Langdon & Whitaker
23:39
Langdon
You want another drink?
Like an actual drink and not alcohol?
You’ve been dancing all night
Where’d you go?
Oh, I see you
You’re occupied
Respond when you get the chance
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Group chat: The Pittlings- Huckleberry
23:46
Mellisa King added Frank Langdon
Langdon
I hate to say this on Mel’s week but I think we all just lost
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Santos
FUCK
Javadi
Oh that’s the wrong old white guy
Samira
As a fan of old white guys he could do worse
So him and robby are done then?
Javadi
Unless the old man just can’t get it up
Langdon
We’ve all seen how the little one comes into work
The old man can get it up
Besides
Look at him slutting it up
That’s a rebound
Santos
Call him a slut again and I will break your face
Langdon
No, not calling him a slut
To be clear, just that he’s getting a bit too into it for a public place, kinda screams rebound
Santos
I’m coming over there
Langdon
To break my face?
Mel
Please don’t break his face
I like it
Santos
To see
Oh yeah, he slutting it up
@samira
Get your boyfriend to find out what’s up
Samira
You know this is us admitting we know right?
Santos
I don’t care at this point
Besides
The bet isn’t valid if we find out they were together but over
Mel
I don’t remember that in the rules
Samira
Fine
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Private message: Samira & Jack
23:55
Samira
What do you know?
Jack
About?
Samira
Whitaker and Robby
Jack
Nothing
Samira
I read your messages after their weekend away
Nice rack BTW
Jack
I was going to tell you
But the bet
Samira
I don’t care about the bet
Dennis is currently on second base with a guy older than Robby and they were both pissed for half the shift today, so something happened
What do you know?
Jack
About that? Nothing
So is Whitaker cheating?
Samira
He’s the one that suggested going out and he went slutty
So maybe your boy did something
Jack
You know I’m working right?
Fine I’ll try and find out what I can
Samira
Good boy
Let me know how the shift goes and I may swing by when we’re done
Jack
You think you’ll be out until six?
Samira
If you’re lucky
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Private message: Robby & Abbot 06/08
00:14
Abbot
What did you do?
Robby
You know what time it is?
I should be asleep
Abbot
We both know you’re not gonna sleep
Now talk
Robby
About?
Abbot
Whitaker
Robby
What about him?
Abbot
That seven week itch kick in?
Robby
Not exactly
Abbot
But something happened?
Robby
Do you have a sixth sense for my love life?
Abbot
Samira is out with him now
Apparently daddy issues work great for finding a guy
Robby
Don’t say shit like that
Yeah I ended it
Abbot
Idiot
Why?
Robby
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We want different things
Abbot
Let me correct my previous statement
You absolute fucking idiot
Robby
What was I supposed to do?
Abbot
You were supposed to get that boy pregnant
🫃
Now some other old man is gonna do it
Robby
Fine
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Private message: Robby & Dennis
00:27
Robby
Look I’m sorry about yesterday
I shouldn’t have said half of the stuff I said
The truth is that I’m terrified to love you because I’m scared of leaving you alone
So I thought that if I hurt you now it would hurt less later
Pathetic I know
Dennis?
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Group chat: Nurse bois
01:16
Jesse
Well shit
Donnie
He didn’t leave his wife?
Jesse
She caught us in bed together
They’re done
But I’m not really feeling that one, coffee guy is the way to go
But I’m talking about the bet
Why are you up so late?
Donnie
Baby
You?
Jesse
Club
Donnie
Seriously?
Jesse
I got dragged along by coffee guy
But I just saw Whitaker
With a guy
Donnie
No no no
Not any of our weeks
Jesse
Hence "oh shit"
Hmmm
Langdon is here and he’s not trying to get pictures
I can’t believe he wouldn’t want his girlfriend to win
He’s now dragging Whitaker away
And Whitaker is throwing up
On Langdon
Donnie
You just jinxed me
Jesse
The baby?
Donnie
Yep 😑
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Group chat: The Pittlings
02:24
Santos (I don’t need a nickname)
@Dennis
Where’d you go?
Mel
Frank took him to the bathroom
He was sick
On Langdon
Samira
Well I see Langdon and his ruined shirt
I don’t see Whitaker
I also see Jesse
Javadi (Bitches I’m legal now)
Is that the guy from the coffee place?
Samira
Go Jesse
Santos (I don’t need a nickname)
@Dennis
@Dennis
??
Samira
Langdon says he’s still in the bathroom, he’s just went to grab him some water
Mel
Hooray for sober people
Can we add him to this chat?
Mellisa King added Frank Langdon
Santos (I don’t need a nickname)
@Langdon
Status on Fuckleberry?
Javadi (Bitches I’m legal now)
Lol fuckleberry
Langdon
He’s still here
And wasted
Samira
Really?
How much has he had?
Mel
Only a few beers I think
Javadi (Bitches I’m legal now)
We did some shots
Langdon
Guess he’s just a lightweight
Samira
Oh no that white boy can drink
Javadi
Like seriously drink
Langdon
One sec
He asked where the big daddy is
Like dude seriously
Oh shit
He just collapsed
Get Jesse in here now!