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✩ Card Kingdom, ???????? ✩
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"UEE HEE, UEE HEE, RETURNED TO MY CAGE I BE!!"
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"YET, YOU NOW TRY AND ATTEMPT AT TAKING IT FROM ME, ME??!"
"Jevil, I already told you, it's gonna be the bee's knees."
As the squad has claimed their arrival at Card Castle, they confront the ex-court jester, and certainly one of Spamton's most iconic exes at that.
Now, what stays in their way, is...
"NO, NO WAY THERE IS!! I HAVE RIGHTFULLY CLAIMED MY FREEDOM, FREEDOM!! WHAT SCATTERBRAINED STUPIDITY WOULD IT TAKE FOR ME TO HAVE TO GET IN ON A TRIP LIKE THIS, MORE LIKE A TRAP!!!! AGAIN, I'D NOT, NOT!!"
...convincing Jevil of joining in.
"Who the fuck uses the term 'bees-knees' anyway? Honestly, I wouldn't trust them either", Agustos whispered over the quarrel.
"Exactly! But well, 'scatterbrained stupidity' isn't much different, at that..", Aurin replied amused.
The mage sighed. "Jevil. Please."
They breathed in.
"Don't you want to see him again?"
Jevil, arms crossed, turned to watch their face again. "OH, SEE HIM AGAIN?", he said mockingly,
"YOU MEAN, SEE HIM AGAIN AFTER JUST A DAY, DAY?"
"Hold on, you mean to tell us you've been MEETING UP WITH OUR BROTHER???!! JUST YESTERDAY????", Gus yelled confused.
The imp let their head fall to the side,
"WHAT, WHAT, GOT SOMETHING AGAINST OLD PARTNERS RECONCILING OVER BOARD GAMES?", they looked pouty, "PFF, Y'ALL HOMOPHOBIC AF"
"Jevil, you--", Asagao was trying to keep their wits together. However Andro's temper took a toll on them..
"Well DAMN, Jevvie, IF you can step into contact with Spamton THIS. EASILY. It SHOULDN'T be a problem to just JOIN US FOR A BITE!!!!!", the pink one burst out, "..on an all-exes appropriate reconciliation party, understandably!", he added.
("Woah, was that a fuckin fnaf reference???!!!??", thought the yellow one whose name i had forgotten)
...
The jester took a while to finally consider the offer at last. He turned away momentarily, while clock ticking noises were audible from somewhere inside the cell. Until in some time, he turned around to face the squad again.
By announcing that he'll join them, Seam took out a peculiar key to 'open' their cell. Or was it, the world's cell?
And so yet another ex was successfully recruited, marking a half-time point on the journey.
Soon, Spamton would get to know the heartbreak and virginity-takency all his victims had to face....it would paint..
The ultimate karma.
<- Karma is what they officially dubbed their gang after a fair evaluation of possible titles