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Crew of the Aurora
7:27 am
Universe’s Greatest Engineer: Jonny says the thing outside Tim’s flat was called “Jane Prentiss”
Strange First Mate: trator
Toy Soldier: Oh, Jane!
Ashes O’Reily: you know her?
Toy Soldier: Of Course!
Toy Soldier: I Don’t Like Her. :-(
Coward: any reason?
Toy Soldier: The Corruption Is A Mean Old Thing, And Their Bugs Mess Up The Acts Whenever There’s A Hive. >:-(
Coward: none of that made sense
She Want Those Worms: The Corruption?
She Want Those Worms: Acts?
She Want Those Worms: Hive?
Inspector Braincell: Also, why did Corruption capitalize for Raph?
Inspector Braincell: Because I’m assuming that was not intentional
Inspector Braincell: Like mine wasn’t
She Want Those Worms: I did not do that
Ashes O’Reily: TS?
Toy Soldier: Because Anything To Do With The Fears Capitalizes, Silly! :-)
Inspector Braincell: Fears?
Coward: what Fears?
Coward: wtf????
Ashes O’Reily changed Toy Soldier’s name to Ominous Little Shit
Inspector Braincell: Is that why you type like that?
Inspector Braincell: Do you have to do with these “Fears”?
Ominous Little Shit: No, I Just Talk Like This! :-D
Inspector Braincell: Alright then
2:03 pm
DrumBot Brian: Has anyone seen my teeth apple?
DrumBot Brian: I was working on it for
DrumBot Brian: Something
Ivy Alexandria: Your what?
Marius von Raum: i dont have a teeth apple but i do have a finger banana
DrumBot Brian: Close enough
2:48 pm
Inspector Braincell: What