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DS9SecurityChief: shorts, found on the promenade
AlkuMaj: oh
RaktajinoLiving: um
GaraksClothiers: my goodness
MasterOfFixIt: looks like something you would wear, Julian lol
DrBashir: absolutely not, where’s the rest of them
GaraksClothiers: I’d kill him first.
DrBashir: Garak!
MasterOfFixIt: but, you know, that silver thing you go about in
DrBashir: about that, I haven’t seen it in months. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you, Garak?
GaraksClothiers: I have no idea which silver thing you mean.
Worm4ever: lol very convincing
LobeLiving: hey! I saw those the other day! Took a picture, but I didn’t have time to stop by Odo’s.
LtnTonia: but why would they even be there. I get losing small things like jewelry, but a pair of shorts…on the promenade…
QuarksBar: well, people are always losing something. That’s why it’s a good idea to come by Quark’s Bar and play our Dabo Wheel for a chance to win!
DS9SecurityChief: Quark.
QuarksBar: prizes include gold-pressed latinum, more gold-pressed latinum, and why not? A new pair of shorts.
DS9SecurityChief: I’m warning you.
EnsVilX: a lot of people don’t wear shorts
VedekFan: are they even shorts? They look more like underpants. The Prophets only approve of certain undergarments.
RaktajinoLiving: kheet’agh, the Prophets never said one thing about underpants!! Stop it!
DetyeSoysa: no, no they really didn’t
UpWithWorkers: maybe they just fell out of someone’s bag
ProfK.O.B.: I remember that once upon a time I lost a whole pair of shoes at Venice Beach
LeetaLights: I’m sure you wouldn’t be surprised at all to know what people leave behind at the bar…once I found an entire suit of clothes.
AllTheNewsThatsFitToPrint: wait, how would that work? Wouldn’t someone notice?
CaptSisko: let’s keep this conversation suitable for the general public, please
GaraksClothiers: I’m sure the individual simply changed for the holosuite and left the outfit they arrived in.
AllTheNewsThatsFitToPrint: oh, that does make sense.
RaktajinoLiving: how many outfits has @DrBashir left behind in the shop, Garak?
GaraksClothiers: Left behind? Oh, none, of course, he’s very conscientious.
Worm4ever: you didn’t ask him how many he’d taken back to his quarters for him later, Kira, lol
CaptSisko: look, the shorts are in Odo’s office, and I know they aren’t mine, but they do look like something Jake would wear. Whoever left them on the promenade, don’t do it again, and go get them.
AllTheNewsThatsFitToPrint: hey!
MornDayandNight: They’re mine.