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I don't know what to name this
[??? Changed 'I don't know what to name this' to 'The naming ceremony']
The naming ceremony
???
Welcome to the naming ceremony!!
As all of you have extremely boring names, we're going to spice them up
Just for the group, don't worry. It's for fun ^_^
Stature
Sounds like a fun idea!
Do we get to choose our names?
???
That's the fun part. No (~‾▿‾)~
Everyone else will choose your name. Everyone that does NOT know you
Stature
Hmmm, interesting
Ant-man
It's 1 pm. You're supposed to be in school.
Stature
Dad, it's Sunday
Wasp
I told you to get your concussion checked out, Scott!
Ant-man
Don't be silly, I'm completely fine!
She-Hulk
Okay so, do we wait for everyone to come online?
???
Call me talented but I made sure to text when everybody is free
I can participate if you want me to, otherwise I'll sit back and read
Miss marvel
No, you're cool!
Miss America
Pretty cool!
Thor
It's Love. You're so cool!
Loki
Your dad wants to know why you're using his phone instead of completing your artwork.
Thor
I completed it! When you come back, I'll show it to both of you
Loki
That will be great, little one
Hawkette
GUYS, HAWKEYE SHOWED ME HOW TO USE THOSE ROPE ARROWS!!!!!
Hawkeye
You do not know these people. This is irresponsible.
Hawkette
Oh shush, I know... Some people
Rocket
Rope arrows?
Do they not have tasers as well?
Star Lord
Will you stop trying to attach tasers to everything?
Rocket
I don't try to attach tasers to everything!
Groot
You wanted our grappling hooks to have tasers in them
I could see Drax's skeleton!
Drax
That was not a very good moment of my life.
But it left me very tingly and I liked it!
Miss Marvel
Tingly?
Nebula
He considers having mild seizures tingly
Miss America
Yo ???
Can I dub Drax, 'Tingly'?
???
I don't see why not!
But you're all gonna have to wait a while, I need to add a few more people
Doctor Strange
More people?
We need more?
[??? Added USAgent]
[??? Added Ghost]
[??? Added Red Guardian]
Miss Marvel
Oh my!!!
The other new Avengers!!!!!!!!!
White widow
Yippeeeeeee
White wolf
Nobody ran this by me.
Captain America
They are not the other new Avengers!
Ghost
You are right
We are not the new Avengers
Red Guardian
We are the Avengerz!
With a Z!
USAgent
Ugh.
White widow
Wait, where's Bob?
[??? Added Bob]
Miss America
Bob?
Ironheart
Bob?
Miss Marvel
Bob?
Hawkette
Bob?
Stature
Bob?
???
Yes.
Bob.
Bob
I can be the sentry too...
If that helps :')
Ant-Man
YOU were Sentry?????
Bob
Sorry
Star Lord
What's a Sentry?
White widow
You don't have to know, spaceling
Rocket
Spaceling!
Aha!
???
I guess the names will come veryyyy easily lol
Star Lord
That's not fair
I'm not even in space anymore
[??? renamed Star Lord to Spaceling]
[??? renamed Drax to Tingly]
???
Oops :D
Mantis
Oohh, I want to name others too!
Captain America
Walker, you don't think a groupchat is the only sort of communication we should have, right?
USAgent
Of course not...
Frisbee.
[??? Renamed Captain America to Frisbee]
USAgent
YAY!
Frisbee
Screw you... Soy-infused whiny boy.
[??? Renamed USAgent to Whiny boy]
Whiny boy
:(
Spaceling
I technically don't know Gamora
Can I name her?
???
Sure, ig
The rules aren't that rigid, just bond
Spaceling
Gamora, darling
Gamora
I will gut you, Quinn
Spaceling
You're the most dangerous woman in the entire galaxy,
You don't think I know that?
I dub thee...
Love of my life.
Wolverine
Bub, what?
Deadpool
Edged me for nothing ugh
Call her the mean green lady or something!
She-Hulk
Mean Green?
Hulk
Exactly. Mean Green?
Shang-Chi
Aren't you two a lawyer and a scientist?
We'll find other names for you
Gamora
I don't want to be Mean Green.
[??? Renamed Gamora to Meanie Greenie]
Meanie Greenie
I don't like it
Ghost
That's the point
Anyway, hi everyone!
My name is Ava Starr, I can phase through stuff for a limited amount of time. Name me accordingly.
Mantis
I have one!
She-Hulk
Hmmmmmmmmm
Mantis
Ghost!
Bob
That IS her alias
Mantis
Oh. Okay.
Captain Marvel
How about flicky?
Cuz she's a Starr and can disappear for a while and stars flicker....
Hawkeye
That's a lot of thought put into a name like that
Captain Marvel
Nobody has to think twice for you, Katniss
[??? Renamed Hawkeye to Katniss]
Katniss
NOT AGAIN!!
Hawkette
Lolololololololololol
Katniss
Stay in your lane before I take away your toys, missy!
Hawkette
The last time you did that, Lucky bit you for accidentally taking away his pizza too
Ant-Man
Damn Clint
Katniss
Shut up, both of you!
Tic Tac and...
and chess piece!
[??? Renamed Ant-Man to Tic Tac]
[??? Renamed Katniss to Chess piece]
Tic Tac
At least be original
Chess piece
Fr
Black Panther
I am the Princess of Wakanda and its protector
Ironheart
She looks like a very cool cat
Black Panther
You're a traitor, Riri
Miss America
We love you, your felinity
[??? renamed Black Panther to Your Felinity]
Your Felinity
Actually, not bad
Miss Marvel
Hey, I just remembered!
Captain Marvel
Kamala...
Miss Marvel
What?
OH! I didn't remember that but
OHHHHH I HAVE POWER OVER YOU NOW!!
Captain Marvel
No, you do not.
If you dare...
Miss Marvel
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
Daredevil
C'mon Kamala, tell us
White widow
I'm interested too
???
Me too!
Groot
Me three
Thor
Love says 'Me four'
Wolverine
I hate everything but
Me five
Miss Marvel
Sooo.....
Captain Marvel
So.
Miss Marvel
We should name ??? too!
???
Uh
Deadpool
Now, THAT was a subject change
Captain Marvel
And that's what it'll be, half-wet moron
[??? Renamed Deadpool to Half-wet moron]
Deadpool
??? How could you!
Guys let's name ??? an actual name. Like Bob's
Y'all know what suggestions I have?!
???
Deadpool.
She-Hulk
Let's not do anything rash now
???
You're the best, Shulky
[??? Renamed She-Hulk Shulky]
She-Hulk
Aww
Hulk
Huh?
Daredevil
Huh? ×2
Ghost
Can I be Flicky like Captain Marvel said?
???
...we'll see
Miss Marvel
Captain Marvel is amazing
She's a princess in my eyes
Only in my eyes
A dancing, singing, princess
For me
Specifically
Ironheart
I'm catching some signals here...
Captain Marvel is Disney!
Captain Marvel
What
Wolverine
Why is the space powerhouse being named after Mickey mouse?
Miss America
Minnie mouse!
[??? Renamed Captain Marvel to Minnie mouse]
Minnie mouse
Miss Marvel, you crystal glowstick, when I meet you again.
[??? Renamed Miss Marvel to Crystal glowstick]
Crystal glowstick
Whoops!
Mantis
After a lot of thought and studying
I'd like to call Wolverine stabby
Wolverine
...
[??? Renamed Wolverine to Stabby]
???
Good job, Mantis!
Meanie Greenie
Change my name, evil person
Ghost
That's the best you could come up with?
Meanie Greenie
Yes, Baby Yaga
[??? Renamed Ghost to Baby Yaga]
Baby Yaga
Wow.
As revenge, I suggest we give ??? a very normal name
Stature
Like... Peter?
Wasp
Exactly like Peter!
???
...let's name everyone else first
Your Felinity
Gimme a moment
[Your Felinity is offline]
???
She isn't supposed to be able to do that rn
Groot
Hey Stature
Let's give each other normal names
We don't know each other so it's okay
Stature
Sure! Tell us about yourself
Thor
He's a talking tree
Tic Tac
And my daughter's a rebel with pym particles
Wasp
Honey, what did I tell you about interfering in what our daughter does?
Tic Tac
...not to do it.
Groot
Thor, did you understand
Or do you want me to call you a hammer lover
Thor
It's Love again. Can somebody get me a way to join this group? Pleaseeeeee
Also yes, Dad is a hammer lover! I decorated Mjolnir for him hehehe
[??? Renamed Thor to Hammer lover]
???
I'll see what I can do for you, Love
Loki
A Hammer Lover, brother?
Hammer lover
Don't rub it in, frosty
[??? Renamed Loki to Frosty]
Frosty
That's very mature of you.
Strange
I'd like to not be a part of this for so long
It's a waste of my time
Bob, your nickname is Bobentry
Because you were also Sentry, if that wasn't clear
Goodbye
???
You know you have to stay online, Strange
[??? Renamed Bob to Bobentry]
Strange
Doesn't mean I have to engage.
[??? Renamed Strange to Wizard]
Wizard
Whatever
Stature
Hey Groot, are you fine with being called Sap?
Couldn't say Tree cuz that's you name
Groot
Sure
You're... uh
pygmy
Stature
What
Groot
Those tiny rodents yk...
Cuz you're literally naming me sweat.
[??? Renamed Groot to Sap]
[??? Renamed Stature to Pygmy]
Wasp
Aww, cuties
???
Wasp, Hulk, Bucky, Yelena, Alexei, Matt, America, Strange, Riri, Shang-Chi
Can y'all talk to each other and get names too?
Red Guardian
I must get an amazing name!
Worthy of all the power I hold
Daredevil
This one's show-off
[??? Renamed Red Guardian to Show-off]
Show-off
This is not what I expected
White widow
Eh
I think it suits
Hello everyone! I'm Black widow's sister and a fellow red room trained agent
I know where all of you live and will be using this information.
Ironheart
Oh you're definitely Knife babe!
Bobentry
Can't disagree
[??? Renamed White Widow to Knife babe]
Knife babe
Good.
Thanks, Riri Williams
Chess piece
You do that to everyone!
I thought we had smth special, lena :(
Knife babe
We dooooooo
I'd never break into your house to kill you
Chess piece
You already did
Knife babe
I won't do it again!
Frosty
I want another name
I'm the God of stories
Half-wet moron
He's carrying all of us on his back basically
Frosty
I hate all versions of you, Deadpool
You make me want to bring pruning back
Half-wet moron
My pleasure!
Shang-Chi
I'd call you redemption if I could, Loki
But I don't think ??? will change anybody's name again
???
I'm sorry, rules are rules!
Frosty
Thank you, I'd like to name you after this amazing cartoon I've watched bits and pieces of
Kungfu Panda
[??? Renamed Shang-Chi to Kungfu panda]
Kungfu panda
Niceeee!!
[Your Felinity is online]
[Your Felinity Renamed ??? to Cool loser]
[Your Felinity Renamed Ironheart to Scrap metal]
Your Felinity
You cannot stop me from hacking everything, loser!
Cool loser
Of course, your Felinity
Scrap metal
I guess that's revenge...
Your Felinity
Best served cold!
Wasp
I have wings and can get very small or big
Hulk
You remind me of ladybugs
I'm not even sure why but yes
Daredevil
I'm the one with a red suit here...
White wolf
Yeah but you beat people up with your crazy senses
Hey Miss America, what's your power?
Miss America
I can travel between dimensions
Wasp
So like... an anywhere door? The one that one blue robot cat cartoon has?
Miss America
I didn't even think of it like that!
[Cool loser Renamed Miss America to Anywhere door]
Hulk
Hey if I can just say this without havi
ng any motives...
I once had a concussion and thought White wolf was Jesus
White Wolf
You sure you had no motive, doc crusher?
Knife babe
I did call Bucky the Messiah once
White Wolf
Yelena!
[Cool loser Renamed Hulk to Doc crusher]
[Cool loser Renamed White Wolf to Messiah]
[Cool loser Renamed Wasp to Ladybug]
[Cool loser Renamed Daredevil to Crazy senses]
Crazy senses
Really?
Ladybug
Hm.
Cool loser
That concludes our compulsory meeting of the day!
You're free to spam this chat anytime
Tic Tac
Tic Tac, Pygmy, and Ladybug
Ain't that the perfect family?