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Packing the weed into the paper, Berdly finally finished creating the frankly sloppy joint. He reached out for the lighter on the tray. It had a funny design of some sort of anime character on it, dressed in complete pink and huge cat ears.
"Now don't get the wrong idea, Kris!" Berdly suddenly snaps up at them and points the joint at them. "I have never even touched any sort of drug or weed or herbs or WHATEVER! Got it? You never saw me do this."
Kris stares at him with a bewildered look on their face for a second. They nodded at him, not blinking. He just sighed and leaned on edge of his bed.
Taking the joint, Berdly sticks it in his beak and quickly uses the lighter on its end. It took him a while to take it out of his mouth before letting out the smoke and quickly inhaling it.
(yes the bong looks like a fucking dildo I DONT CARE)
He suddenly holds it out to Kris. "Here." They quickly take both the lighter and the joint from him.
Berdly watched in horror as they put it in their mouth backwards. Kris spat it out in an instant and whined about their tongue being burnt.
"Have... you never smoked before?" Kris nodded hasitly. "Seriously?? Out of all people I assumed your delinquint brother would at the very least teach you."
They looked down in embarassment. "Its not my fault Asriel was a responsible smoker..." Kris reached to put the joint back in their mouth. The correct way this time.
"Okay... do I just inhale now?" They muttered.
Berdly sighed. "Yes, Kris. Just inhale." What a sarcastic asshole.
Once they finally inhaled, Kris felt like their throat had caught fire and they instinctively began to violently cough in Berdly's face. The smoke immediately went all up his nostrils and they both began to cough.
Once the cloud of white had dissipate, Kris was met with the face of a very angry Berdly. He waved some of the smoke out of his face.
"I understand the coughing, but must you do it directly in the face?!" He quickly snatched the joint out of their mouth.
About ten minutes had passed at this point. The sight of the two teenagers laying in Berdly's bed, eating snacks, and laughing uncontrollably while playing roblox would send anyone into shock. Oh and the fact that it smelt like straight cannabis.
"BAHAHA! HA! HAAAA! KRIS! What did I, hehe, say about hitting me! You're CHEATING!" Instead of Berdly's usual snarky and grating voice, it was much more calmer.
Kris was laughing so hard they fell backwards onto his bed. The floor-sandwhich from earlier was launched off the bed like a rocket and into the air. With a splat, the sandwhich stuck to the wall and slowly slid down.
The two made eye contact and burst out laughing once again. Over their immense euphoria, the pair couldn't hear the sound of Susie and Noelle entering the house and yelling for Kris.
"Kris!! Kris?? I know you're in here dumbass!" Susie shouted, barging into Berdly's house like she owned the place. Noelle trotted through the living room and down the hallway towards his bedroom.
Susie quickly followed before stopping dead in her tracks. She covered her snout with both hands and stuck out her tongue with disgust. "Ugh, GOD! What the hell is that smell?"
Noelle also put a hand over her mouth in an attempt not to puke. Her ear tilted towards the sound from the bedroom. It was... laughing? Really, really loud laughing?
"Susie... do you hear that? I think It's Kris and Berdly!" She quickly rushes towards the door. "W-what if they're in danger?! It smells like smoke and Kris hasn't answered our texts!!"
Susie chuckled while still holding her nose. "I'm sure they're fine Elle. They're laughing, so-"
"DON'T WORRY KRIS! DON'T BREATH IN THE SMOKE!!" Noelle suddenly shouted, busting the door open with a surprisingly strong kick.
Susie and Noelle's jaws both dropped. It was an absolute mess in there. Snacks on his desk, a sandwhich on the wall, and everything was scattered everywhere as a stark contrat to Berdly's usual cleanliness.
What struck the two most though was the tray of weed joints and an obviously used bong sitting right next to the bed. Kris and Berdly were frozen in their spots where they had been originally laughing their asses off.
Kris watched as Noelle's concerned demeanor quickly turned surpirsed and angry at the same time. "Wha- BERDLY!! You said you quit the moment Dess- you... you lied to me?!" She turned to Kris. "AND you let Kris smoke with you??!!?!?"
Susie poked her head inside. "Okay lets focus on the more important thing here. BERDLY SMOKES FUCKING WEED??? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!"