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Mom
9 May 6:48 PM
Person B: Hi sweetie ❤️ I just wanted to make sure that you're still up for your birthday dinner with me and Dad tomorrow
Person A: Yeah of course
Person B: Great! I'm sorry you can't spend your special day with your friends though
Person A: It's okay, I don't care. 22 isn't even special
Person B: But it's still your birthday!
Person A: Mom, I said it's fine
Person B: Are you sure? It's okay if you're sad about it.
Person A: Jesus Christ, it's starting to sound like YOU don't want to spend the day with me!
Person B: I'm sorry. Of course we want to spend the day with you ❤️
Person B: We'll pick you up at 7 pm tomorrow okay?
👍
sh ···
@shutupshane me when i lie 
6:59 PM · 9 May · 4 Views 1 Like
rosie @queenlandry · 15m shaneyyy i'm so sorry i can't make it :(( 1
sh @shutupshane · 1m 😔💔 1
hayden @pikesecrets · 14m man i'm so sorry, you know i'd be there if jackie wasn't pregnant 1
sh @shutupshane · 1m I know, of course you gotta be there for her! Send her my love 1
JJ @jjustkidding · 3m fuck this stupid trip with my stupid parents!!!
1 sh @shutupshane · 34s Your parents aren't stupid! But yeah fuck them 1
Rose
9 May 7:18 PM
Person B: i truly am sorry that i can't be there tomorrow
Person A: I know ❤️
Person A: But you don't get to be sorry!
Person A: You're shooting your first big film in fucking New York!
🥹🥹
Person B: damn right i am
Person A: How's it going?
Person B: ugh shooting days are soooo busy but it's fun and i get to work with great people so i don't even care!
Person B: i still can't believe this is really happening, it's been my dream since i was a kid 🥹
Person A: I know, I'm so proud of you Rosie ❤️
Person B: ilysm my shaney ❤️❤️
Person B: and try to have fun tomorrow anyway, okay?
Person A: I will. Thanks :)
bood ···
@zaneboodram ZANE & CASSIE'S LEGENDARY BBQ PARTIES ARE COMING BACK ‼️ Our place, tomorrow, 7pm. You know the address. Bring your friends. 04:02 PM · 9 May · 86 Views 3 Retweets 38 Likes
Troy @troybarrett17 · 19m I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
3 1 12 bood @zaneboodram · 8m It's been like 2 months but YAY 2
wyatt @hayesofficial · 17m woop woooppp🥳🍻 14
luca @haaaaasy · 9m omg my first #boodrambbq ???? 1 5
wyatt @hayesofficial · 8m LET'S GO BABY BOY 1
Rose
9 May 8:31 PM
Person B: i just found out that there's a bbq party tomorrow!
Person A: What?
Person B: bood and cassie are hosting again! we went to one of their parties a few months ago, remember?
Person A: Yeah I remember but why are you telling me this?
Person B: BECAUSE you shouldn't spend your birthday alone shane!!
Person B: go have some fun!!
Person A: I won't be alone, I'll be with my parents
Person A: And I don't think partying with a bunch of people I don't even know would be fun for me, you know this. I'm not even invited.
Person B: they posted it on twitter which means it's an open invitation
Person B: and you know ilya, right?
Person A: Rozanov? Yeah, he attends some of my classes, why?
Person B: you could text him and ask if you could come too 😇
Person A: Rose no, that's so embarrassing
Person B: ?
Person A: Having to invite yourself
Person B: it really isn't
Person B: but fine, i'll ask sveta if she can ask ilya if you could go 😋
Person A: ROSE NO
Person A: I appreciate it but I really don't want to go
Person B: .. okay :(
Person A: Thank you
Shane ···
@hollandershane 22 :) 
08:00 AM · 10 May · 240 Views 2 Quote Tweets 24 Likes
Rose Landry @roselandry · 7m HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST FRIEND 🩷🩷 i love you the most! 5 145
sveta @curlsncvnt · 3m the most? 🤨 1 1
hayden @pikesecrets · 3m happy birthday man!
JJ @jjustkidding · 2m
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Илья ···
@rozyroz CUTE BOY'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY ?!!? 10:26 AM · 10 May · 4 Views
Troy @troybarrett17 · 2m who is cute boy?? 1
Илья @rozyroz · 2m me 1
Troy @troybarrett17 · 2m 🤨🤨🤨
Sveta
10 May 10:40 PM
Person A: svetlana
Person A: Любимая моя
Person B: good morning ilya, you don't get to call me that anymore
Person A: platonically!
🙄
Person B: what do you want?
Person A: you know shane hollander
Person A: shut up
Person A: you know him, yes?
Person B: you know damn well i do, he's my girlfriend's best friend
Person A: is his birthday
Person B: i know, so?
Person A: is it weird if i reply to his birthday tweet?
Person B: why would it be weird? you two know each other too
Person B: besides you've been calling him "cute boy" for MONTHS, maybe u should make a move
Person B: which, by the way, is weird that you already haven't
Chat with:Shane
10 May 11:01 AM
happy birthday hollander 🥳
Thanks 😅 I wasn't expecting birthday wishes from you haha
i am full of surprises ;)
my friends have a party tonight, do you want to come?
The barbecue?
yes! you know about that?
Yeah, my friend Rose told me. You know Rose, right?
mm yes, she is my best friend's girlfriend
Did they tell you to invite me?
what?? no it was my idea
Oh
Nevermind
soo.. will you come to the party? we could celebrate 🍻
I don't really like parties, especially if I don't know the people
And I'm gonna have dinner with my parents anyway, so...
okay :(
Thanks for asking though!
😇 1
text me if you change your mind! my number is xxx xxx xxxx
Илья ···
@rozyroz heart been broke so many times but at least these two will never fail me 
11:38 AM · 10 May · 5 Views 1 Like
sveta @curlsncvnt · 6m IT'S NOT EVEN NOON
luca @haaaaasy · 3m why do you have my cigs?? 1
Илья @rozyroz · 8m children should not smoke
bood @zaneboodram · 1m Did something happen or are you just starting early...?
Mom
10 May 12:38 PM
Person B: My Shane.. 22 years ago you made me the happiest woman on the planet. I'm so so proud to be your mother and I love you more than you even know. Happy birthday honey ❤️❤️
Person A: Mom stop 🥺 Thank you, I love you too!
Person B: Have you decided the restaurant yet?
Person A: Yeah, the one we always go to :) They have the best menu
Person B: Of course, why did I even ask 🤣 See you in a few hours!
Илья ···
@rozyroz FUCKING HELL HOLLANDER ,!.?/&&/
03:50 PM · 10 May · 6 Views 2 Likes
Troy @troybarrett17 · 5m IS THIS THE CUTE BOY?? 👀 3
Илья @rozyroz · 23s BACK OFF BARRETT
luca @haaaaasy · 3m
1 Илья @rozyroz · 1m BACK OFF KID
Rose
10 May 4:16 PM
Person A: Rose
Person B: that photo sends me every time 😭😭
Person B: what's going on?
Person A: What does it mean if a guy you barely know sends you a happy birthday message and then reacts to your Instagram story with a 🔥 emoji?
Person B: hmmm let's all put our thinking hats on 🤔
Person B: congratulations, he has a crush on you!
Person A: What?? We don't even know each other!
Person B: well he's at least HEAVILY interested then
Person B: who is it anyway? 👀
Person A: Doesn't matter
Person B: the gym photo WAS fucking fire tho!
Person B: i would totally have a crush on you too
Person B: if we weren't both gay
😂
Person A: But what should I do? Should I reply to him?
Person B: is he hot?
Person A: I guess yeah
Person B: you guess? shane hollander, last time i checked you had two perfectly functioning eyes
Person A: Not perfectly functioning, I wear glasses you know
Person A: But yeah okay fine, he's hot! Is that what you wanted to hear?
Person B: yes, thank you 🥰