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Whoomp there it is!!

Chapter 3: Chapter three

Notes:

I'm on the bus for my first day of uni so all of you get to suffer with me 😥😊

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Wednesday 8.35pm

 

Lars

@Simon are you okay? You’ve not responded to any of my messages today.

 

Healy

Is he at work?

 

Mark

No, he works at a school

 

Healy

Has anyone been round to their place?

 

Colt

Theyre living together???

I tought they were only sleeping at each others places

EWWW i dont wanna think of my twin having sex

 

Mark

You’re the one who brought it up??? 

I dont wanna think of my brother having sex either babe

 

Healy

This still isn’t answering the question, has anyone been round to theirs?

 

Colt

Im in the area I shall be brave nd check

If they ARE havin sex i will scream uncle heals

 

Healy

Fair enough

 

Wednesday 9.26pm

 

Healy

So?

 

Colt

Im still heere btw

Ryland told me that they r both fine, just stuff that ive been sworn to secrecy over

Cant break the twin code sorry guys

 

Lars

That’s okay! Thank you for checking up on them.

 

Colt

Rylie said simon is sorry btw lars

 

Court #6 

Can Ry not share with the class? He does it well enough at work

So I hear

From Claire

 

March

I keep forgetting she goes to Ry’s school!!

Holly will be next year too!

 

Mark

Is my brother okay? 

Jody asks if they need anything bringing over

 

Colt

Rylie says I cant say anything to the gc but things are better than they were earlir 

MY DARLINGS I MISS YOU BOTH

Mark can u and Jodes bring round some dinner please? Do u know anything si likes?

I dont wanna ask ry im tryna be helpful and hes kinda busi

 

Lars

Oh! I know! He really likes spicy foods, especially this chicken stir fry from the takeaway near them! He told me and Holly when we were walking home from the shop.

 

Colt

LARS I COULD KISS U UR A LIFESAVERR

 

Lars

A hug instead?

 

Colt

YES YES IM SORRY

 

Lars

<3

 

Mark

Could kiss us when we get there..

 

Colt

PLEASEEEE GET HERE SO FAST I SWEAAR PLZZ

I NEED THIS MARK

U AND JODY HURRY UP PLEAS

 

Mark

Okay okay! Jody and I are just getting into the car.

ETA says 26mins, Jody says 12…

We ordered the food to pickup <3

 

Wednesday 9.39pm

 

Mark

We’re here darling @Colt 

We’re sat in the car, can we come in? 

 

Colt

Im coming down to meet u

Ry did say u could come tho

Si wabts to see u i think

 

Mark

We’re in Jody’s car darling <3

 

March

You guys are so sickeningly sweet its insane

 

Court #12

As if you and Healy weren’t any better.

 

March

We were hiding from the public!! Being gay in the 80s and 90s was terrifying

 

Court #12

You were hiding like an elephant in San Francisco, I’d say I’m impressed you never got beaten up but I think Healy scared everyone off.

 

Casey

He is a pretty scary man if you don’t know he falls asleep doing the crossword

 

March

He isn’t scary!!

 

Lars

Didn’t he break your arm when you first met?

 

March

IGNORING THAT!!

 

Casey

Whatever you say uncle

 

Lars

I mean pops did help when those kids were mean to me in high school. 

 

March

See!! Scary man when he wants to be.

Judt because he also falls asleep to the crossword or carried me from the car when I was too drunk doesn’t make him any less scary

 

Ken

He’s like a cat

 

Casey

Good morning to you, what time do you call this?

 

Ken

Wilford took me to see the horses, then we went out for dinner <3

Then we went back home and spent the day in bed

 

Court #3

I REALLY don’t want to be opening my notifications to see that.

 

Casey

Seconded

 

March

Thirded

It feels worse considering I’m your uncle. 

 

Ken

NOT LIKE THAT

mostly

We actually cuddled and watched tv for the most part, we were catching up on tv shows considering Wil’s been away for work so much recently

Eventually it did lead to certain things but that between us and our four walls thank you very much

 

March

Good idea, keep it between your walls

 

Lars

You and pops are just as bad!! Both me and Holly have caught you two in the worst spots. 

 

Casey

I saw you two in the car once.

I was very tempted to find bleach.

 

Court #3

I know Colt and Ry almost caught you two in the kitchen once. They only didn’t realise because they were young then.

I’m surprised Colt hasn’t offered up plenty of examples.

@Colt @Ryland

 

Lars

They’re busy! Colt said he can't say what though.

 

Court #3

That's really unlike them. 

Even when on the run Colt was still messaging us.

 

Casey

I think something’s wrong with Simon. Mark mentioned, and Colt has been speaking for both Ry and him.

 

Court #3

Do I need to go check as well?

 

March

Court, just read what's already happened

Maybe just leave it, whatever’s going on is clearly bad, I don’t think us all swarming their place is gonna help.

 

Court #3

I just want to make sure they’re okay.

 

March

Make sure they’re okay or see if Simon really is a good fit for Ryland?

 

Healy

Court, seriously. Give the man a break. Ryland and Simon will share when they want to, if they want to.

 

Court #3

But what if something happens?

 

March

You seem to forget that we’re all here. You three aren’t alone anymore. I know its difficult, even now. And I know you have Claire now, which I think is why this is resurfacing. 

 

Casey

When did you turn into a therapist?

 

Healy

When I started forcing him to go. And when he used to take Lars to his.

 

Casey

Makes sense

 

Court #3

I’m sorry. 

 

March

Not me who needs the apology.

 

Healy

Just remember we’re here for you. We’re family. 

 

Court #3

You’re right, but I’m still sorry.

 

Jody

My phone died but itsxcolt 

everythingscbetter now mark is helling

helling

helping*

 

Lars

I’m glad! I hope everything improves. <3

 

Jody

Rylie said simn wants to apoligse and explain it to you all

Ry said he doesnt need too but simon is insisiting

Mark and jodes say hi btw

 

Lars

Hi Jody! Hi Mark!

 

Court #3

Colt will you please tell them both I’m sorry?

Simon and Ryland?

And I am sorry to you, Mark and Jody.

I shouldn’t have been pressuring you all just to try and keep you safe.

 

Healy

You’re all big enough and ugly enough to trust each other.

 

Jody

It isnt best timr but i will tell them later

Thank u brother i love u

 

Court #3

I love you Colt

 

March

Oh you all grow up so fast 😥

 

Wednesday 11.08pm

 

Jody

Hi it’s Jody! Colt gave me my phone back.

We’re all about to head back home, Simon and Ryland need a bit of space.

 

Mark

Si’s gonna message everyone tomorrow, he just really needs to sleep right now.

I think I do too, I’m so tired.

 

Jody

Colt definitely does, he’s passed out in the backseat.

 

Casey

Pls send a photo! I need more leverage over this man.

 

Court #8

Yes please send a photo.

 

Mark

That feels so mean

BUT

I can’t deny it

*sends photo*

 

Court #8

OMG

HE’S A CHILD WHY IS HE SLEEPING LIKE YHATT

 

Lars

Court you sleep exactly the same!!

 

Casey

You do! More alike than you realise.

 

Mark

Jody says thats adorable, she’s currently driving <3

 

Notes:

Sorry for the cliffhanger.... :P

I hope you all enjoyed <3

Take care of yourselves <33

Notes:

I will continue this but I am also almost finished with my next bloodymary fic so I apologise if updates are slow!! I am also about to start Uni which is terrifying grrr

Take care everyone! Love you all <3