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A/N: If you can read this...click on "Show Creator's Style" at the top for better immersion! I formatted it so its readable regardless of if you have the skin turned on or off :P
Monday 13:42
Lance: if u guys were a fruit what kind of fruit would u be
Pidge: no
Lance: aww cmon humor me
Pidge: lance we’re just in the living room
Pidge: yk that u can come over and socialize with us right?
Lance: we needed a groupchat revival!
Keith: It was active two days ago?
Lance: 2 days too long
Monday 14:01
Lance: the silence is deafening
Lance: u all HATE ME
Monday 14:24
Lance: fine if u dont answer my question
Lance: pomegranate
Lance: kiwi
Lance: but SPECIFICALLY golden kiwi
Monday 15:11
Hunk: Sorry dude we weren’t ignoring you! Pidge and I went to work on stuff with Coran!
Hunk: That’s a cute question hmm let me think
Pidge: wait i love golden kiwis i approve
Monday 15:31
Keith: I was ignoring you.
Keith: Also, I wouldn’t be a pomegranate.
Lance: ok so then what would u b
Hunk: He can be an apple!
Hunk: Yk since hes the red paladin and he scares doctors away haha
Keith: That was one time.
Hunk: And you’re the apple of my eye!
Hunk: Or is it apples of my eyes?
Hunk: Where’d that phrase even come from hmm
Keith: Aww. :)
Pidge: BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅👎👎
Hunk: I think I’d be an orange like maybe something citrus-y?
Lance: citrussy
Hunk: 😐
Pidge: kys
Lance: hunk youd be a mango bc ur sweet and i love mangos <3
Hunk: :D
Pidge: throwing tomatoes at u guys isn’t enough
Pidge: BOOOO 🥥🥥👎👎👎
Lance: shiro lowk would be a tomato 🤔🤔
Lance: thoughts?
Keith: Explain.
Lance: nothing to explain
Shiro: Huh? I don’t like tomatoes :(
Pidge: wtf
Pidge: tomatoes are so good tho
Hunk: RIGHT
Hunk: Like a cherry tomato burrata dip
Lance: BRO
Lance: THOSE R SO GOOD
Shiro: Can I be a strawberry? :)
Lance: no
Lance: allura’s strawberry sorry
Shiro: :(
Hunk: Yes!! I agree!!
Hunk: Maybe even an apricot?
Lance: omg yesss
Shiro: Can I be strawberry then if she’s apricot?
Lance: no
Shiro: Why do you hate me?
Lance: old
Shiro: Do you not have any other jokes?
Lance: ur right im sorry
Lance: um
Lance: gay
Shiro: Yeah
Pidge: i think shiro’d be like
Hunk: Honeydew!
Pidge: a honeydew
Pidge: DJSKDLJD
Pidge: KDJSF WOAH
Hunk: !!!!
Hunk: Jinx!!!
Shiro: I don’t like honeydew either :(
Pidge: dude
Keith: Shiro.
Shiro: Hey I got taken by the Galra and had my consciousness trapped in the astral plane
Shiro: I think at the very least I deserve a good fruit
Lance: dw youre already fruity enough
Lance: hahahah
Pidge: shiro youre better than me u lowk gotta kill lance
Lance: ok so strawberry/apricot allura, pomegranate keith, mango hunk, kiwi pidge, honeydew/tomato shiro
Keith: What is the reasoning behind these answers?
Lance: personality
Keith: Last I checked pomegranates don’t have personalities.
Pidge: that’s a very pomegranate thing of you to say
Lance: exactly
Pidge: lance what would you and coran be?
Lance: coran is pineapple duh
Lance: and id be blue raspberry!
Keith: Blue raspberry isn’t real.
Lance: stop lying
Lance: if theyre not real why r there blue raspberry snow cones
Pidge: all men do is lie i can’t with him
Lance: ikr
Hunk: Do you two seriously think blue raspberries are real
Shiro: …They’re not?
Lance: i could hear hunk sigh from all the way in my room damn
Shiro: I’m just joking Hunk :) I know they’re not real. Sorry, couldn’t resist a good prank. 😆
Hunk: Shiro you confused cream of tartar and tartar sauce when we tried baking snickerdoodles yesterday
Hunk: You have no right to joke rn
Shiro: Sorry chef.
Keith: I’m confused.
Keith: They both have tartar in the name? What’s the difference?
Hunk: No way you just said that
Hunk: Youre sleeping on couch tn
Pidge: keith im sorry this is pretty embarrassing for you even i know the difference
Pidge: lock in
Keith: Sorry.
Hunk: Lowkey might give broganes cooking lessons but I fear for my life
Keith: Bro…ganes?
Keith: Is that me and Shiro?
Hunk: Yeah like
Hunk: Shirogane and Kogane
Hunk: Hence the -gane
Hunk: And you’re brothers
Hunk: So bro-ganes! :D
Keith: That’s very clever, Hunk.
Hunk: Was that sarcasm? :(
Keith: No.
Hunk: Oh ok
Hunk: Sweet
Hunk: Thanks Keith!
Hunk: :D
Keith: :)
Lance: its ok hunk ill protect u from broganes my honey bun snuggle bug
Keith: Why do you call him that?
Lance: y
Lance: r u jealous
Keith: No.
Lance: aww
Lance: u defs r
Lance: jealous thy name is keith
Lance: hunk is my beautiful sunshine cupcake prince
Hunk: Idgaf
Lance: ?????
Hunk: You're on thin ice for the blue raspberry stuff
Lance: D:
Monday 16:21
Pidge: ok i thought ab it and we all type so differently its so fascinating but specifically broganes
Pidge: shiro is just so…shiro
Pidge: and keith writes too properly
Pidge: the periods in his sentences scare me like oh are you mad
Lance: period cramps scare me too #endperiodcramps #notperformative
Pidge: ok
Monday 17:30
Keith: Sorry was training.
Keith: I’m not mad. I’m just used to writing like this I guess.
Keith: To be honest it took a while to get used to all the acronyms from you and especially Lance.
Keith: He texted me the other day: “j saw ur msg sry lol pdg n i r w crn rn ill b p free tn or tmr j lmk k?”
Hunk: Dude
Pidge: abc def ghi
Lance: idk it seems p fluent to me
Keith: There’s so many letters.
Lance: um itd be more letters if i typed out full sentences
Keith: “Just saw your message sorry Pidge and I are with Coran right now I’ll be pretty free tonight or tomorrow just let me know.” There.
Pidge: …free to do what?
Keith: Don’t worry about it.
Lance: n how long did that take u?
Lance: mine saves time n time is money
Lance: $$$$$🤑🤑🤑🤑
Keith: We’re not getting paid for anything.
Lance: ugh dont remind me
Pidge: u doomscroll spacetiktok for hours lmao
Pidge: “time is money” my ass
Lance: y do u ppl care ab wht i do ugh
Lance: also
Lance: i j remembered
Lance: let’s say hypothetically blue raspberries arent real
Keith: That conversation was hours ago.
Lance: idc
Lance: if blue rasps arent real then what would i b bc im defs not a blueberry
Pidge: plum
Keith: A peach maybe?
Lance: ( ¬⩊¬)
Lance: cuz u like my juicy peach right
Pidge: i think if we collectively ignore him he’ll stop
Keith: I agree.
Lance: D:
Lance: keith…buddy…my man… :(
Monday 17:34
Hunk: If anyone’s free, I need some help taste testing a new recipe!
Keith: 👍
Lance: :((
Monday 17:46
Pidge: i’m honestly really surprised lance didnt respond with “you can taste test my peach” or some gay shit like that
Lance: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a screenshot of a draft text message. It reads, “so u dont want to taste test my peach huh :(?”
Lance: i was v close to pressing send
Hunk: But you didn’t! Very proud of your restraint!
Lance: waow…thx guys <3
Monday 18:17
Allura: Hello all!
Allura: I’m glad to see there is much team bonding happening on our day off!
Lance: hii princess <3 <3 <3
Allura: Hi Lance!
Allura: This was a very cute face you used: “( ¬⩊¬)" Do you have any more?
Lance: um ofc i do
Lance: [sent a .txt file]
file description: A very extensive list of emoticons.
Allura: There’s so many! Thank you, dear.
Allura: (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡(⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)
Lance: ofc my princess (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Allura: ◕ᴗ◕✿
Allura: I also just searched up strawberries, they look quite good!
Lance: yessss theyre rlly good!!
Allura: Would you say there’s anything in space that tastes similar to strawberries?
Lance: remember those bright green cakes from the planet b’gdee
Lance: they tasted exactly like strawberries
Lance: we should go back to bgdee i loved the food there insert angel emoji
Shiro: I’m going to stop you right now before this gets out of hand again.
Lance: I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING
Shiro: Ok but you were thinking it
Lance: u have such little faith in me
Shiro: Well yes
Keith: You Pidge and Hunk wouldn’t stop giggling when we met their king.
Pidge: how were we not supposed to laugh they kept calling him the king of big d
Lance: KEITH U WERE GIGGLING TOO
Keith: I wasn’t.
Lance: bro thinks hes nonchalant
Lance: we all know u have joy deep within u
Hunk: [sent an image]
image description: Lance and Keith are sitting across the table from Hunk at a B’gdee diplomacy meeting. They are wearing traditional B’gdee attire, which are bright neon with lots of patterns. Lance is leaning over to Keith, whispering something in his ear. Keith is very visibly trying not to smile, his hand covering his mouth. Hunk’s thumb is partially covering the picture, and the photo is slightly blurry. It seems as though Hunk snuck the picture in and successfully did not get caught..
Keith: That’s not me.
Keith: When did you even take that picture?
Lance took a screenshot.
Lance: AND WHY ARE U JUST SENDING IT NOW
Allura: Oh! I do remember this planet! Unfortunately, I was not able to try the cake since I was too busy meeting the rest of the royal family (╥﹏╥)
Hunk: Wait
Hunk: When we were there I got some ingredients and spices from their local markets
Hunk: I can try recreating the recipe!
Allura: That would be lovely! I’d love to help out if I can! ❃(✿^▽^)❃
Hunk: Ofc!!! We can try it after training tmr!!!
Allura: Excellent! I’m very excited, it’s been a dobosh since we’ve cooked together ( ≧Д≦)
Hunk: You’re always welcome to come help out with dinner llura!
Hunk: I need to lock in with my Altean meals anyways
Hunk: As long as we don't make any of Corans recipes I think we should be good?😖😖😖
Allura: Wonderful!
Shiro: Can I join?
Hunk: No.
Monday 19:03
Keith: Dinner’s ready.
Pidge: are we getting poisoned tn
Keith: No. I didn’t cook, Hunk did. He told me to text y’all.
Pidge: oh goodie
Monday 20:42
Lance: im boreeddddddd
Monday 21:49
Lance: ok thx guys 😒
Monday 22:32
Shiro: Did someone change the password for SpaceNetflix?
Shiro: I got logged out :(
Lance: i did bc no one responded to me
Shiro: We can watch Love Planet together if you change it back
Lance: OMW
Lance: omg did u hear xtylo left plobui for the bombshell
Shiro: Good for her… I don’t think Plobui was very good to her. She made the right choice leaving.
Lance: well yea obvs but mwoale hasnt been treating her right either??
Shiro: I didn’t watch that episode yet, what did he do?
Lance: bro dont get me started
Lance: what didnt he do
Lance: ok wait u want popcorn or other snackies?
Shiro: Could you get me some nunvil I might need it
Lance: shiro ur the realest out there
Lance: #thatsmyshiro
Shiro: Oh thanks I guess
Lance: im taking some for mysekf too
Lance: okie headed over
Tuesday 09:23
Allura: Good morning paladins!
Allura: Would someone help me find these earrings? I believe the mice were playing with them and they misplaced it.
Allura: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a zoomed-in picture of an old selfie of Allura. She is wearing sparkly pink earrings.
Pidge: think i saw them in the living room
Allura: Thank you! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
Pidge: np
Tuesday 13:13
Hunk: Allura n I are baking bgdee cake today!! I’ll txt when the kitchen’s all prepped if anyone wants to join
Pidge: kk
Tuesday 14:01
Hunk: Okie we’re ready
Tuesday 14:43
Lance: I TOOK A NAP AND MISSED UR TXT
Lance: ARE U STILL BAKING
Pidge: ya
Tuesday 17:12
Lance: hunk bb when u get the chance can u send the pics u took
Lance: i wanna add them to my scrapbook
Hunk: Ya!! One sec
Hunk: [sent an image]
image description: Allura and Lance are covered head to toe in flour. There is icing on their faces. They’re smiling brightly at the camera as they hold an equally-bright green cake. Pidge is in the background, sitting on the counter and giving a peace up. There is flour all over her face.
Hunk: [sent an image]
image description: It's an aesthetically pleasing close-up of the green cake.
Hunk: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a different angle of the kitchen. Shiro is sitting in a dining room chair pouting. Keith is sitting next to him, enjoying a slice of the B’gdee cake and smirking at the camera.
Wednesday 02:13
Pidge: had a revelation
Pidge: im probably nonbinary
Pidge: but
Pidge: i have a job so idrc ab that rn
Lance: not a job we dont get paid
Pidge: ok
Pidge: im probably nonbinary but i have a war to fight so idrc ab that rn
Lance: there u go
Wednesday 08:37
Shiro: Thank you for telling us Pidge, we support you wholeheartedly! But you should embrace who you are regardless of the circumstances you face.
Shiro: Staying true to yourself is the most important thing we can do to fight evil.
Wednesday 10:41
Pidge: shiro you are so incredibly sweet
Pidge: and so incredibly offline
Pidge: thank you tho
Shiro: Youre welcome
Wednesday 15:12
Shiro: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a selfie of Shiro and Keith on a planet. They are wearing their paladin armor. It’s a really unflattering angle. Shiro is smiling while Keith looks confusingly at the camera.
Shiro: Brother bonding mission! 😄
Pidge: 👍
Hunk: Very cute!
Keith: Thanks, Hunk :).
Wednesday 17:42
Keith: Pidge, is this what you needed?
Keith: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a blurry picture of Keith’s hand. He is holding a drill bit set.
Pidge: ya
Keith: It’s worth 20 gac.
Pidge: kk i’ll spacevenmo u
Wednesday 17:51
Pidge: did u get the payment?
Keith: Not yet.
Pidge: ok sorry the transaction failed
Pidge: check again?
Keith: I got it now.
Pidge: great
Thursday 12:13
Hunk: Where is everyone?
Hunk: Lunch is ready! Made a special treat :P
Lance: YAYYY
Hunk: :D
Thursday 15:53
Shiro: If I start sending training reminders here again, will people actually attend?
Thursday 16:35
Hunk: Does anyone need anything from space mall? Was gonna buy some decors for my room
Allura: Could you buy more food for the mice? Thank you ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
Hunk: Yup you got it princess!
Allura: Actually, is it alright if I may join you? I’d like to purchase some new fabric.
Hunk: Ofccc lets head out in like 5? We can take yellow
Allura: Perfect! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
Thursday 17:14
Hunk: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a photo of Allura petting an alien creature that closely resembles an Earth kitten. They are right outside the space mall. The cat is bright blue with 3 sets of eyes.
Hunk: Little baby :((
Lance: AWW
Lance took a screenshot.
Lance: ONLY 3 APPLES TALL
Thursday 18:30
Shiro: Reminder about training tomorrow at 09:00! I expect everyone to be by their lions at that time.
Friday 09:01
Shiro: Hellooooo is this thing on?
Shiro: It's 09:01 by the way…
Shiro: For every minute that you’re late, you have to run 1 lap.
Keith: Are you the evil clone?
Hunk: Oh Quiznak he totally is
Hunk: ⊙_⊙
Lance: #NOTMYSHIRO
Shiro: Good morning to all of you, too.
Shiro: Instead of texting, you could maybe start walking to training.
Friday 12:17
Hunk: Hey Pidge! Just checking in that you’re all good…also lunch is ready we’re all here!
Friday 13:04
Pidge: oh mygod
Pidge: i jsut woke up
Pidge: fuckdsjd
Lance: you have to run 180 laps now sorry diva :///
Friday 15:32
Pidge: has anyone seen my computer
Pidge: thought i left it in my room but can’t find it now
Lance: nope dont remember didnt see it
Friday 16:13
Shiro: Good job training today! We’re close to the Paldewro system and will arrive sometime tomorrow.
Keith: 👍
Lance: meow
Friday 17:39
Lance: apparently responding with meow makes me a furry
Hunk: Thats what makes you a furry? Not your cat fursona in DnD?
Lance: ikr what even r these double standards
Friday 18:15
Pidge: did u know matt used to go to furry conventions
Lance: we can tell
Pidge: shiro went with him too
Lance: WHAT
Shiro: Is there something wrong with that?
Lance: no no ofc not
Lance: i j didnt expect it
Keith: Really? You didn’t?
Lance: live ur life tho
Lance: go b gay or whatever u say
Shiro: Go be great.
Lance: same thing
Friday 22:49
Hunk: [sent a video]
video description: It's an engagement bait video from SpaceTikTok. The caption says “send this to 10 people or receive a year of bad luck.”
Hunk: Guys i'm so sorry i couldn't risk it
Pidge: u only sent it to the 5 of us tho
Hunk: Yea but itll only be 6 months of bad luck then
Pidge: i don't think that's how it works
Hunk: Um I'm an engineer pretty sure I can do math
Friday 23:53
Lance: engineer more like engi-queer
Lance: 🤓🤓
Pidge: 😐
Lance: :(
Lance: ur not laughin :(
Pidge: it wasnt funny
Hunk: It was a bit funny!
Hunk: I did like
Hunk: the nose exhale thing
Lance: ouch
Saturday 03:12
Lance: i keep doomscrolling spacetwitter
Lance: ppl there r scary
Lance: saw a thread of “evidence the blue and pink paladin r dating” and the pics they have of me n allura r rlly cute likee
Lance: [sent an image]
image description: It’s a screenshot of a SpaceTwitter post. It’s a picture of Allura and Lance together. Lance is showing her a rock he found and grinning brightly. Allura looks amused. The caption is “theyre my #hetgem”
Lance: omg soooo cute
Lance: love her natural aegyo
Lance: but also
Lance: idk how tf they got these shots
Lance: highk kinda creepy?? idk
Lance: but then the comments r posting pics of me n keith tg and i cant fully translate this one post but one of the words is in fact “homo” so
Lance: someone said they love passing me around like a blunt??
Lance: mmm i need a blunt rn #tbh
Saturday 04:32
Lance: umm so i might've gotten doxxed
Lance: hopefully it's not the galra tho ig we'll see in a few hrs lmao
Saturday 09:23
Shiro: Did you sleep, Lance?
Lance: dont worry abt it
Shiro: Lance.
Lance: ughhh my sleep schedules been rlly fucked up
Lance: im working on it i promise :((
Shiro: You should try those melatonin gummies from that Bleitk planet… they helped me a lot!
Hunk: Ditto
Pidge: wait dittos one of my fav pokemon
Pidge: :D
Hunk: Ditto to u liking ditto
Hunk: I will say tho dragonite’s my all time fav
Pidge: awww
Lance: the last time i took melatonin gummies i had nightmares of getting skinned alive
Hunk: Oh
Pidge: i don't think that's normal
Lance: also yk
Lance: i wouldve thought that like
Lance: pidge… pidgey…
Lance: r u picking up wht im putting down
Pidge: i mean ya but pidgeys are ok theyre not my fav
Lance: wait so then why r u called fhat
Pidge: hello??
Hunk: Lance u cant just ask people why theyre called their name
Lance: ur hunk bc ur a hunk tho that makes sense
Hunk: 😊
Pidge: insulting my name, flirting, unfunny
Pidge: 3 strikes lance ur out
Pidge: anyways matts fav pokemon is pidgeotto and when i was a baby my mom dressed me up as a pidgeotto while matt was ash
Pidge: but he was like 5 and shortened it to pidge and the nickname just stuck
Lance: :(((((
Lance: THATS SO CUTE :((((
Hunk: Aww!
Lance: i need to c pics
Lance: when we’re back on earth i demand to see
Pidge: fine
Lance: :D
Lance: anyways my fav pokemon is inteleon and oshawott
Keith: I like Darkrai.
Lance: ofc u do
Saturday 21:27
Hunk: Anyone wanna hang?
Hunk: I’ve been feeling kinda homesick :(
Lance: NOOO
Lance: i feel u tho :((
Lance: wanna binge watch ohshc to feel better??
Hunk: Yes please (╥﹏╥)
Allura: Ohshc? What is that?
Hunk: Ouran High School Host Club! It’s a show from Earth!
Hunk: It’s funny! Come join!
Hunk: Just ignore the twins it’s just a bit I promise
Allura: What is a bit? But okay! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Lance: ull see princess…
Lance: headed to the common room right noww i have snacks!
Lance: even tho hunks the true snack <3
Pidge: lance you are so tamaki
Lance: rlly?
Lance: i dont see it
Lance: im not a goofball im like the cool ninja sharpshooter
Keith: Are you joking?
Lance: no
Lance: id defs be mori
Pidge: do you really think that
Pidge: truly deep inside your heart
Lance: ???
Lance: is this a trick question
Lance: hes strong cool quiet serious he's just like me
Keith: Mhmm.
Shiro: It’s ok Hunk, I’ve also been feeling homesick.
Shiro: We’re always here for you :). Headed to common room as well!
Hunk: Aww thanks Shiro!!!! Same goes to u!!! :D
Hunk: Bring your bottle of nunvil
Shiro: Oh so its that type of night 😔
Hunk: Drink to forget etc etc
Sunday 12:25
Lance: im never drinking again
Lance: not going to trainign btw
Keith: Training ended 2 hours ago.
Lance: ya so not going to training duh
Pidge: ur the one that said to take a shot everytime haruhi said senpai
Lance: was that me
Lance: dont remember didnt happen
Sunday 13:08
Pidge: ok is this a prank
Pidge: i got a spare laptop from one of the labs and i woke up and its missing
Sunday 13:34
Pidge: im going to deactivate all the communication devices if i dont get an answer
Lance: hmmmm
Lance: maybe its a ghost
Hunk: Definitely a ghost
Pidge: ok shutting down all systems in 5 mins
Lance: PLS DONT
Lance: IT WAS SHIRO
Lance: HE MADE US DO IT
Shiro: Pidge, this is an intervention.
Shiro: You need to get more sleep.
Shiro: It’s not healthy, especially since we’re doing a lot of intense training recently!
Pidge: um
Pidge: everyone else has bad sleep habits too???
Pidge: you dont even wanna know about the noises i hear in the middle of the night from keiths room
Keith: Not me. Maybe it's the ghost.
Pidge: LANCE WAS JUST SPAMMING AT 4AM THE OTHER NIGHT
Pidge: y am i the one getting grounded??
Shiro: Don’t worry Lance is next.
Lance: what.
Pidge: am i actually being grounded from my computer
Pidge: im 18 you cant tell me what to do >:(
Pidge: youre just 6 yrs old
Hunk: Hed actually be 7 right since hes 28
Shiro: 67
Sunday 14:01
Shiro: Pidge.
Lance: wtsfdk
Lance: my afternoon nap just got ruined :(
Allura: Paladins, what is that? Did something happen to the alarm system?
Lance: think this is pidges revenge for getting their computer taken
Allura: Oh dear. ( •᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
Sunday 14:23
Hunk: Sorry everyone. I’ve been trying to turn it off but I have no idea how to get around this system they implemented D:
Keith: Hunk please.
Keith: I’m actually going to lose my mind with this blasting on repeat.
Lance: also pidge says IM the unfunny one
Lance: THEYRE RICK ROLLING IN THIS FUCKING DAY AND AGE??
Lance: wow whoever came up with that must be running out of ideas
Lance: also WHERE IS PIDG
Pidge: on a very a nice trip with green
Pidge: this is a very scenic solar system we’re visiting! maybe i’ll stay out here for another hour or two
Shiro: Pidge.
Shiro: What are your demands?
Lance: wowww ok full diplomat mode!
Pidge: i want my computer back
Pidge: and also no more trainings before noon
Pidge: and lance has to give me his share of dessert for a month
Pidge: actually make it both lance and keith
Shiro: Deal.
Lance: ??? EXCUSE ME
Pidge: amazing im headed back
Sunday 16:57
Pidge: if everyone was wondering why i’ve been staying up so late
Pidge added Coran to the chat
Lance: WOAH
Allura: Hello Coran! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
Hunk: Hey!
Coran: **+]]{[[{{+
Coran: [+~££€\]\\\||||||||||||||||||
Coran: @@&]|*~£]+
Coran has left the chat
Pidge: oh wow
Hunk: Did you use the parts on my workbench? I forgot to tell u I totally messed up the solder job on the smd so I think theres interference on the ap
Lance: abc def ghi
Pidge: oh
Pidge: ya
Pidge: brb
Lance: oh so u can understand that but not my msgs
Sunday 18:23
Pidge added Coran to the chat
Pide: ok message something coran
Coran: HELLO DEAR PALADINS! -CORAN
Coran: I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING LOVELY THIS FINE AFTERNOON. -CORAN
Hunk: Awww
Hunk: Yes we are, Coran!
Pidge: also if you click the arrow in the bottom left of the keyboard you won’t be in caps lock anymore
Coran: THIS IS QUITE GOOD THANK YOU NUMBER 5 -CORAN
Coran: I L̵̲̮̮̗͙̙̮͌̍̅̎̈́̄̏͐̕O̷̞̪͕̝̰̽͆̇̀̍̀͝V̷̹͕͉̊͋͒̀̌̃͑̒̿͠Ȩ̴̢͈͇̻̯̻̟̭̦̅͋̓̀̾̾̾̀͆̐͝ ̶̛̙̠͚̥̰̝̻̝̟͕͒͗́̍́̈́̾̿̌ͅM̸̺̜̱͚̲̝̺͍̪̱̃̉̇̍͂͂͛̃̄͜͜͝͝͝͠Ĕ̶̡̛͉̳͈͎̝͔̣̝̯̜̻̪̤͋̿̽͛͗̀̔̋͝S̷̡͙̳͎̤̱͎͖̭̹̣͕̺̘̼̈́̅̋S̵̺̀͆̊͐̋͗̓͘A̷͇̗̘̘̩̽̈́̌͋͋͘͝Ģ̴̨̬͉͙̜͇͙̺̤͓̥̀̓̿̿̈́ͅͅÌ̷̡̛͚̦̦͔̝͖̘̳̠̮̮̅̽G̸̨̡̧̨̨̖͍͉̘̘̞̮͓̘͔̿̇͐͊̆̂̀͝͠
Coran has left the chat
Pidge: wtf why does his device keep crashing out
Shiro: Relatable.
Hunk: Will take a look later after dinner!
Sunday 22:18
Hunk: Ok should be fixed!
Hunk added Coran to the chat
Hunk: Hey Coran!
Coran: HELLO AGAIN NUMBER 2! -CORAN
Hunk: Wait come back let me change something rq
Coran: Hello again! -Coran
Hunk: Perf
Lance: HI CORAN!!!
Coran: HELLO MY BOY! LOVELY TO SEE YOU HERE! -CORAN
Sunday 22:32
Coran: Hello Paladins! -Coran
Coran: Can someone please come to the kitchen, I’ve found myself in quite a predicament! -Coran
Coran: My left hand somehow got caught in the sink! -Coran
Pidge: shiro just audibly sighed and said he’s on his way
Hunk: No he’s not
Hunk: I’ve instilled a no-Shiro policy in the kitchen
Shiro: :(
Hunk: Coming Coran, just stay put!
Coran: Not a problem number two! I certainly will be staying put! -Coran
Hunk: Oh right
A/N: Everything below this line is the same text as above except NOT PROPERLY FORMATTED! Don't ask. I can't remove it because it's necessary for the stylized skin to work. I really hate CSS/HTML but I need to use my engineering degree somehow.