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Chapter 3: 'Oh, I just can't wait to kill him' by Damian and Tim ( ft. Dick)

Summary:

Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEBV11ONHE

Chapter Text

D: I'm gonna be the next Robin, so enemies beware

T: Well, I've never seen a true Robin that has so little care

D: I'm gonna be the best Sidekick, like you weren't before
I'm brushing up on taking down criminals without gore

T: Thus far a rather unsuccessful thing

T and D: Oh, I just can't wait to kill him

T: You have a rather long way to go, little shit, if you think-

D: No one saying kill this

T: Now, when Ra's said that-

D: No one saying kill that

T: Don't tell me you-

D: No making me do things-

T: Dick, you can't be serious

D: -and I can keep my caaaaaat

T: Goddamniiiiiiiit

D: Free to fight against the worst

T: Well, that's definitely out

D: Alongside Robin the first

T: I think it's time that you and I arranged some kind of spar

D: Heirs don't take advice from dull pretenders for a start

T: If this is where Dick's legacy is headed, count me out!
Out of Gotham, to North Africa, for Bruce I'll go all-out!
For god's sake what were you thinking Nightwing?

D: My life's already improving

D: Everybody fight West!

D: Everybody fight Fries!

D: Everywhere you look, I'm-
-Beating Bad Guys

T: Not yet!

Dick: Let every Batfamily member sing
Let's tell it on the comms to Little 'Wing
For Damian's gonna be the next Robin!

T and D: Oh, I just can't wait to kill him (x3)

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