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A finger was snapping in his face. “Curt? Curt, did you zone out on me?”
Curt shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts. “I’m sorry, I think I’m having a stroke. For a second it sounded like you said we got married.”
“That’s exactly what I said, love.” Owen crossed his arms over his chest, still looking greatly amused.
Curt’s eyebrows shot into his hairline. “I- I think I need to lay down.”
He shuffled past Owen, bare skin brushing against bare skin, and he felt a tingle of electricity spark through him. Lord, did he die? Was he in a coma and this was his subconscious dream?
Curt laid down on the bed, and he could feel it sinking down with the weight of Owen sitting next to him. The Brit ran a finger up Curt’s side. “If I didn’t know any better I’d say you didn’t want to be married to me.”
Curt sputtered, sitting up like a rocket. “No, it’s not- it’s just- ugh! How can you be so calm about this?! We got married last night!” He put his head in his hands. “How much did we drink?”
“Well, you had all of the vodka and a good few shots of whiskey,” Owen mused. “I had one beer.”
Curt’s brain short circuited, and he slowly turned to face Owen.
“You were almost completely sober, and we still got married?!”
Owen shrugged. “I got tired of waiting for you to ask me out, so I saw an opportunity and I took it.”
Curt just kept sputtering at him. “Wha- bu- you wanted me to ask you out?!”
“I’ve been flirting with you since day one, love.” Owen flicked Curt’s forehead. “You really are quite dense. You’re lucky you’re cute.”
Curt just stared at Owen, dumbfounded. “Owen. . . Next time you want me to do something, how about you just tell me instead of getting me drunk off my ass and doing it yourself?”
Owen laid down, resting his head on his arms. “Well, communication is important in a healthy marriage.”
Curt smacked himself in the face and sighed. “When we tell my mom about this, we’ll make it sound more romantic.”
Owen hummed, rolled over, and wrapped his arms around Curt’s waist before pressing a kiss to his thigh. “Whatever you say, oh wonderful husband of mine.”