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Bookworm @tea_and_scones
I bought new clothing only seven years after I bought the last, I think that’s my personal record! Crowley must be very proud of herself.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
oh I am. I call it success. and I call u gorgeous even if it’s all neutral beigey colours cos heaven forbid u wear a spot of yellow or something
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
I could say the same thing about you, my dear.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I’m a demon, there’s a difference
maze 🔪🔪🔪 @mazikeen
yeah have u ever seen a demon wear YELLOW
Lucifer Morningstar @TheDevilOfLA
actually, in hell loops-
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
And just so you’d know, I did buy that pair of loose mustard pantaloons with little white flowers on them, because Heaven does indeed not forbid anymore.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
did u really just use the word ‘pantaloons’
I’m a doctor now :3 @anitamamacita
this feels like it probably should have a bigger impact than it does tbh
no. 1 history fan @haleyscometh
yeah, what happened to the stuffy bookstore owner who wore the same coat since the 1800s
Penelope 🌿🌱 @PlantMum
crowley
witch mum @anathema_d
and being around us gen zers almost all the time
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
And most importantly, my old clothes don’t fit this body. I thought that was obvious.
emo prince @warlocking
crowley wears women’s clothes all the time and pepper owns a LOT of mens tees so that line’s a bit blurry 🤷♂️
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
*wipes fake tear* we raised u well
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
*ed sheeran voice* take me back to london 🎶🎉
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
gimme 5 mins and leave the balcony door open
trash @trishrivera
u make it sound like ur flying with wings and not on a plane lmao
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I am. how else would I get her from la to london to a party that starts in half an hour
trash @trishrivera
what
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
magic
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
the antichrists are 19 :)
[A photo of the inside of the flat. Warlock and Adam are sitting on the sofa, arms around their shoulders. Anathema and her daughter are sitting in an armchair, and on the floor is Dog. Behind them stand more people—Brian and his girlfriend, Trix, Crowley with Antoinette wound around her shoulders, and two university friends of Warlock’s. Some of them are holding beers. There is a simple cake on the coffee table, which reads “Happy birthday, Adam & Warlock” with the names encircled by a heart. Aziraphale had made it with Crowley’s help.]
E. Lo @ellatheawesomestcsi
aww u guys. so cute!!!! happy birthday!!!!!! 🎉🎈🎂🍾
space gay 🌈 @lesbill
happy birthday fellow disaster gays :) and happy apocalypse anniversary too ofc :)
Lucifer Morningstar @TheDevilOfLA
happy birthday, son and boyfriend. do enjoy it and make me proud >;)
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
They grow up so fast…
emo prince @warlocking
the cake is r a i n b o w omg I never got one fo those before !!!!
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
I reckon it’s for putting our shit together :)
12 watermelons in a trenchcoat @crackitycrack
plain and emotionless on the outside, rainbow on the inside. fitting
emo prince @warlocking
I’d say shut it but actually,
Lord of Memes @beelzebub
oh look. its been 8 years since the apocafailure. I still hate this
lord of files @Dagon
same
Michael @ArchangelMichael
You’re demons, you hate everything.
Lord of Memes @beelzebub
but we like to COMPLAIN
maze 🔪🔪🔪 @mazikeen
pfft u got a boyfriend out of it. and without earth there’d be no twitter and no cheetos and no decent booze
Lord of Memes @beelzebub
u may be right but that doesn’t mean I have to like it
lord of files @Dagon
oh look they don’t even deny it anymore
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I dunno what to do with that information,,
aziraphale and I took 6022 Y E A R S
✝️ Gabriel ✝️ @ArchangelGabriel
Sucks, huh
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
yea because of YOU. ur lucky I’m on my way to being durnk right now
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
Yes, Gabriel, you are being very hypocritical here. But what is new, hmm? Enjoy your evening… not.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
😲 coming from u, that’s savage, angel
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
And you love me very much, I know, my dear.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I bloody doooooooo
emo prince @warlocking
cake & grilled stuff eaten, children and fam home…… and we’re going clubbing! which is smth u can’t do when u have a party in tadfield so unless im passed out shirtless on the sofa with feet in someones face and the mother of all hangovers waiting to be miracled away sth is wrong
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
bold of u to think I’ll even be in a state to miracle it away in the first place love
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
sod off, u have your celestial metabolism thingy
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
im honestly havign the most fun since my quinces guys ilysm
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
cos this is England, you’re 18 and u can legally drink ;)
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
no no no, mom & dad & lucifer let me on my bday, but IM ALSO CELEBRATING THA I GOT ACCEPTED TO UCLA’S ART PROGRAM AND I ACTUALLY GOT COMMISSIONS AND I CAN B HERE W U GUYS!!!!!!!!!! WE DON’T HANG OUT IRL ENOUGH
Wensleydale @like_the_cheese
My head hurts from all the capslock
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
SORRY
Wensleydale @like_the_cheese
Though it might be the cider
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
and omg you’re right u should move here or smth
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
not that I dont wanna leave this shithole of a country but I can’t :((( y can’t I have wings tho
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
humans don’t work that way
witch mum @anathema_d
at least u have a stepdad and aunts and uncles who do, 99.9% of the population aren’t so lucky
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
celestial fam forever!!!!
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
celestial fam forever 👼
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
smth adam said has just made me realise that yeah sure I’m stuck with my siblings and fotmer employers forever but u know who I’m also literally stuck with forever for eternity??? aziraphale. my angel. my bastard in tartan. how am I sp lucky 😭
sad boi @peteyboiii
adkndfjdssg
in your dreams @cannoli_oli
get a man who looks at u the way crowley looks at aziraphale
monica @moneyca
aw it’s sappy drunk crowley, being so in love u can feel it through the screen
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
am not
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
aw fuck I am. and I dont care. I just want to hold aziraphale forever. I’d marry her right now if we weren’t already married
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
And I you, darling.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I’m- dead
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
No, you’re just drunk and dramatic. Do sober up a touch and come back to bed?
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
yep, this is an eternity I can get behind
maze 🔪🔪🔪 @mazikeen
did anyone else spot the innuendo or
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
I did, shut up, mind your own demonic business
Lucifer Morningstar @TheDevilOfLA
well, I mean, anything can happen
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
goodBYE