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Crowley didn’t want to unsnake. That posed a problem.
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- Part 5 of Snaking around
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Crowley was extremely fidgety. Aziraphale investigated as to why.
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- Part 3 of Snaking around
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Aziraphale had a more agreeable proposition on how to deal with Crowley’s chronic pain: an ice cold bath.
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- Part 4 of Snaking around
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Optimistic belief by sarcasticfirefighter for 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2025
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It was another bad flare up, courtesy of his chronic pain. The solution seemed rather obvious, but not in Crowley’s books.
Aziraphale was on a mission to change his mind; always supporting his demon.
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- Part 2 of Snaking around
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Crowley was impossibly restless. Aziraphale followed the Clues, possibly finding a solution.
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- Part 1 of Snaking around
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Snaking around by sarcasticfirefighter
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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A collection of one-shots (loosely connected, but it’d be best to read all) focused on the topic of chronic pain while also from time to time acknowledging Crowley’s snake form, as that seemed to be a problem for him.
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Unity of Opposites by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Oct 2025
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Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.
They despise one another.
In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.
Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.
So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?
Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.
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22 Oct 2025
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This was their life now. A peaceful village where they could hear the sea. Aziraphale was fast cultivating a reputation as 'that terrible man from the second-hand bookshop, he looks so kind and cuddly but just try buying a book from him, how that nice Mr Crowley puts up with the old devil I'll never know'. Happiness. Happiness was their life.
Perhaps it was just that happiness was too much for a demon to bear without getting sick.
Or perhaps it was something else entirely.
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21 Oct 2025
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
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Be As You've Always Been by gyzym
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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For six thousand years, Aziraphale did his best to exist within the strictures of Heavenly conduct. It wasn’t a perfect practice; his relationship with Crowley, just for example, was never exactly what one might call “officially sanctioned,” or even, “particularly wise,” but the important thing was that Aziraphale tried. He wasn’t a very good angel, but he did his best, more or less. Wasn’t that all anyone could really ask of him?
It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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17 Oct 2025