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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    After slithering out of Gomorrah, a demon does some creative reporting.

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    25 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Everything’s gone to shit. Aziraphale’s fucked off back to Heaven, and Crowley’s stuck down on Earth with a new angel who asks the most annoying questions, like they’re some kind of divine punishment. Then there’s all the weird dream he’s been having, the same one, over and over. Oh, yeah, and the bookshop’s haunted.

    Or,

    The shop’s always been able to do what it wants, within reason. There’d been that time in 1973 when it had manifested an extra room to hold Aziraphale’s unexpected stock of National Geographic magazines. Or the time Aziraphale brought in a new copy of Alice in Wonderland and they’d each had to answer a riddle to go down into the wine cellar. But Crowley’s never come across a single locked door in this bookshop in two hundred twenty-four years. It’s just - it’s not done. Something’s up with the shop. There’d been the thing with the jazz music from Crowley’s dream. Crowley’d figured it was just another one of the bookshop’s quirks, although the bookshop’s musical taste tends largely towards classical, naturally enough, with, of course, the exception that any Shostakovich left in the shop too long turns into a copy of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend 6,000 years muddling (fucking) through the intricacies of corporeality together.

    Finished work.

    PLEASE NOTE they break up for ONE chapter and IMMEDIATELY get back together in the next one, I’m revealing the plot of my own fic because I’m so destroyed by S2 E6. Feel free to make the comment section your therapy space if you also need to cry a lot

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    13 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Who needs a friend when ducks have ears?
    Crowley sits on a park bench with a bag of peas and talks things out… with a duck. It must be the duck he’s talking to since he’s definitely not talking to Aziraphale.

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.

    Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.

    After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.

    It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.


    Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.

    (They get there eventually.)

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    29 Mar 2026