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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    Jango Fett expected several things from this hunt on Galidraan. Three hypothermic Jedi children stumbling into his camp was not one of those things.

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    03 May 2026

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    "And, I mean, surely there have been other people who have tried courting Mandos and been way worse at it than we would be?"

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    Fox the ninth to hold that name, has been in the Temple's healing ward for a week. In that week, not a single soul beyond his Jedi healer has come to see him.

    Until there's a knock on his doorway.

     

    OR: Part II of No One Worth Remembering

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    03 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Alpha-17 has been sending underperforming troopers to the Coruscant Guard for over a year now, just to ensure that the won't meet some poor fate by the hands of the Kaminoans.

    He's beginning to realize that he may have sent them to something even worse.

    (aka: a chance communication with fox leaves alpha pissed enough to do some snooping, and he isn't too pleased with what he finds.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Supplies for the Coruscant Guard had been on the brink of running out for months. None of the other Battalions had this issue. Line would know- he'd been volunteering for Storage duty since he arrived, had picked through every report he could get his hands on. Every request for more never went farther than Commander Fox, to no fault of his own. The Senate simply did not care.

    Guess he'll have to get creative, then.

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    03 May 2026