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December 4th, 12:09 PM, Tubbo, Tommy
Tubbo: Hey tommy
Tubbo: I’m decrating my house and I was wodnering if you wanted to help :0
Tommy: you’re just having trouble reaching something aren’t you
Tubbo: I would never
Tommy: but sure I’ll come help
Tubbo: :D
12:54, Tommy, Wilbur
Tommy: wilby help
Call Started: 12:54PM
Wilbur: LMAOO WILBY
Call Ended: 1:03PM
Wilbur: lmfao how
Wilbur: i’m omw but you’re never living this down
1:27, Secret Santa Group Chat
Wilbur: < sent a photo >
Karl: are
Karl: are Tommy and Tubbo,,, stuck in a wreath together
Technoblade: I’m saving this photo for possible blackmailing opportunities in the future
Philza: They look miserable… LOL.
Niki: Aw Wil :( You should help them
Wilbur: i will i will this was just too good to pass up
Quackity: kids are so fucking dumb lmao
Sapnap: poor Dream
Sapnap: he’ll hate to be missing this
George: it’s his own fault he got a concussion
Skeppy: HAHAH THAT’S TOO GOOD
Skeppy: imagine being a kid
Skeppy: THEY’RE ALL DUMBASSES
Bad: Language!
Tubbo: you guys are so mean :(
Tommy: i hate all of you
1:35, Karl, Tommy
Karl: so, Tommy, my dear old pal
Karl: how does one manage to get stuck in a wreath
Tommy: fuck off
1:43, Eret, Tubbo
Eret: Tubbo how
Tubbo: Eret please
Eret: I’m never leaving you to decorate by yourself again
2:03, Dream, George
George: I know you’ve still got a concussion
George: but I figured you’d want this once you got back
George: Wilbur sent it in the group chat today
George: < sent a photo >
George: um
George: yeah, feel better
2:04, Quackity, Schlatt
Schlatt: Hey Big Q
Quackity: what do you want schlatt
Schlatt: No need to get defensive
Schlatt: I was just wondering if you’ve got any plans for Christmas
Quackity: even if i do, which i don’t, they don’t involve you
Schlatt: Whose ass am I gonna stare at over the holidays then?
Quackity: someone else’s
Quackity: you had your chance schlatt
Quackity: happy holidays
2:07, Karl, George
Karl: hey George
Karl: how would you like to make some christmas decorations with me
George: it’s been forever since we hung out
Karl: exactly !!
Karl: are you in ? :D
George: yes:)
3:10, Philza, Wilbur, Technoblade, Tommy
Philza: Hi, everyone. I was thinking it was probably about time we all spend some quality family bonding time, don’t you agree?
Philza: Maybe we could start decorating for the holidays!
Wilbur: sure, just don’t let tommy put the wreath up
Tommy: i’d rather play minecraft
Technoblade: I’ll help
Technoblade: But only if Tommy does his fair share of labor as well
Tommy: i don’t feel like it
Philza: That’s alright. Maybe tomorrow?
Tommy: maybe
3:12, Tommy, Technoblade
Technoblade: What’s wrong?
Tommy: what
Technoblade: Play dumb all you want.
Technoblade: I’m not budging
3:14, Fundy, Eret
Fundy: I saw what happened in the group chat
Fundy: Do you want some help decorating from someone who won’t get stuck in a wreath?
Eret: Sure! Thank you for offering :)
3:23, Tommy, Technoblade
Tommy: ...okay
Technoblade: Okay?
Tommy: i know it’s immature or whatever
Tommy: and it was just a joke
Tommy: i get that, okay?
Tommy: but i made a mistake
Tommy: and i guess it was funny
Tommy: but wilbur’s public humiliation thing kinda
Tommy: idk techno
Tommy: it hurt my feelings, i guess
Technoblade: I wasn’t expecting you to actually tell me
Technoblade: I’m not great with feelings
Technoblade: I think you should talk to Wilbur at some point
Technoblade: But would you like to just play some Minecraft for now?
Tommy: that sounds great
Tommy: VC?
Technoblade: Sounds good
Call Started: 3:41PM
Call Ended: 7:48PM
Tommy: thank you techno
Tommy: you’re a good brother
8:04, Secret Santa Group Chat
George: < sent a photo >
George: look who fell asleep on me :)
8:05, Quackity, Sapnap
Sapnap: HE’S CUTE
Quackity: I KNOW
11:48, Secret Santa Group Chat
Karl: i was tired and still am
Karl: night everyone :) sleep well
Niki: Good night Karl!! <3