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I want to find a home (and I want to share it with you) by EmmaSmoke
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Nov 2025
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Robert has never told the Z-team what his secondary gender is, but it's obviously a beta. He barely has a scent, and he doesn't really do anything with his instincts. So, of course, they're going to be surprised when they find that he's an omega. Though, they aren't as surprised that he doesn't have a nest because they're all-too-familiar with his typical passive suicidal nature.
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06 Dec 2025
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Talking to Jesus is attractive. by three_milks
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
08 Nov 2025
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"If you ever say that talking to the dead is attractive, I'm breaking up with you, Arellano."
Robin chuckles.
"I would never say that. Do you think I'm that bad at flirting?"
O: Robin survives and comes out of the basement with Finney, so he's there to witness that conversation.
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05 Dec 2025
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and the toughest part is that we both know (what happened to you) by soda_poppers
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
12 Nov 2025
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"Finney," Mando says, soft.
"Don't call me that!" The snarl rips through the quiet of the woods. "Don't ever call me that."
"Okay," he concedes, "Okay. I won't. But I need you to know, it doesn't… whatever he did, it doesn't make you less of a man."
Finn laughs, raw and bitter. He's been a man since he was thirteen. Because that's what happens when you lose your virginity, right? You stop being a kid. When you kill someone with your bare hands, that's adulthood. You don't get to go back to glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and model rockets. That's all kid shit. And Finn hasn't been a kid in years.
"What do you want, Mando?" he asks, and he sounds angry and exhausted and cracked in half.
"To talk."
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A few months after they put the Grabber down for good, Mando offers Finn a real job at Camp Alpine.Series
- Part 1 of Finney & Mando works
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03 Dec 2025
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Robert is kind of twitchy and the Z-Team is, you know, a gaggle of morally compromised fucknuggets. As the team starts to get a little too comfortable play-razing their new dispatcher, someone takes a prank too far and gets an uncomfortable snapshot into what superhero PTSD looks like. AKA: Robert gets no shit triggered at the office.
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- Part 4 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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15 Nov 2025
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"Why have you done this?" Phenomaman's voice was quieter now, more dangerous. "This... this is villainy. I had thought you all had turned a new leaf. SDN is very clear on-“
"He called Robert a slut." Invisigal cut in.
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Robert's ex boyfriend visits SDN and makes some mistakes.
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- Part 2 of Z-team Polycule series
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15 Nov 2025