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I want to find a home (and I want to share it with you) by EmmaSmoke
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Nov 2025
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Robert has never told the Z-team what his secondary gender is, but it's obviously a beta. He barely has a scent, and he doesn't really do anything with his instincts. So, of course, they're going to be surprised when they find that he's an omega. Though, they aren't as surprised that he doesn't have a nest because they're all-too-familiar with his typical passive suicidal nature.
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Trigger Warning: Omegaverse (but no smut), suicidal impulses- Language:
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06 Dec 2025
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Talking to Jesus is attractive. by three_milks
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
08 Nov 2025
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"If you ever say that talking to the dead is attractive, I'm breaking up with you, Arellano."
Robin chuckles.
"I would never say that. Do you think I'm that bad at flirting?"
O: Robin survives and comes out of the basement with Finney, so he's there to witness that conversation.
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05 Dec 2025
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and the toughest part is that we both know (what happened to you) by soda_poppers
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
12 Nov 2025
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"Finney," Mando says, soft.
"Don't call me that!" The snarl rips through the quiet of the woods. "Don't ever call me that."
"Okay," he concedes, "Okay. I won't. But I need you to know, it doesn't… whatever he did, it doesn't make you less of a man."
Finn laughs, raw and bitter. He's been a man since he was thirteen. Because that's what happens when you lose your virginity, right? You stop being a kid. When you kill someone with your bare hands, that's adulthood. You don't get to go back to glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and model rockets. That's all kid shit. And Finn hasn't been a kid in years.
"What do you want, Mando?" he asks, and he sounds angry and exhausted and cracked in half.
"To talk."
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A few months after they put the Grabber down for good, Mando offers Finn a real job at Camp Alpine.Series
- Part 1 of Finney & Mando works
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03 Dec 2025
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Robert is kind of twitchy and the Z-Team is, you know, a gaggle of morally compromised fucknuggets. As the team starts to get a little too comfortable play-razing their new dispatcher, someone takes a prank too far and gets an uncomfortable snapshot into what superhero PTSD looks like. AKA: Robert gets no shit triggered at the office.
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- Part 4 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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15 Nov 2025
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"Why have you done this?" Phenomaman's voice was quieter now, more dangerous. "This... this is villainy. I had thought you all had turned a new leaf. SDN is very clear on-“
"He called Robert a slut." Invisigal cut in.
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Robert's ex boyfriend visits SDN and makes some mistakes.
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- Part 2 of Z-team Polycule series
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15 Nov 2025
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The Z-Team Learns How To Take Care of Their New Pet Dispatcher by Kasmusser
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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Five ways the Z Team takes care of their dispatcher and the time Robert finds out it's a lot more organized than he thought.
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15 Nov 2025
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In the grand scheme of things, it’s not so bad. He could’ve died in that explosion. That thought keeps him grounded most days. Every throb behind his eyes, every dizzy spell, every flash of light that feels like someone striking a match inside his skull; he just reminds himself that it could have ended there. In a fire. In pieces. Instead, he just gets migraines.
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11 Nov 2025
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Mechanical Difficulties by poppy5991
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Cloudward Ho - Fandom
07 Oct 2025
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Even if half the assertions made by the crew are complete nonsense, Torse can’t help but ponder over Marya’s offhand comments.
“Everyone gets cabin fever on a long voyage eventually! But really, if anyone needs to get laid, it’s Maxwell.”
Admittedly, Torse is still on shaky ground when it comes to understanding Gathie biology. What if Marya’s comment points to a more serious issue? Does sex fall into the same category as food and water and sleep? Do Gathies get sick if they go too long without sex? This ‘cabin fever’ that Marya spoke of? He’s starting to get slightly concerned for Maxwell’s wellbeing.
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In which Scrapsylvanians love colloquialisms, Zern doesn’t have them, and Marya unknowingly becomes the captain of an entirely different ship.
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09 Nov 2025
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“Were your past lovers so disobliging?”
Lovers is a strong word, Maxwell thinks, of which there were not so many. “They performed adequately.”
“I do not deal in mediocrity.” Torse sounds decisive, close to obstinate. “Will you show me what is good for you?”
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08 Nov 2025
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"How the bloody- Max got those from sex?” She threw her hands up. “I don’t wanna judge, god knows I’d be a hypocrite, but who on the ship could do that? There were burns on the lad!”
“Think about it. Slashes in groups of three, all on his back, steam burns where a person’s face may be…” Marya urged.
“No fucking way.” Van’s eyes widened.
“Yes fucking way.”
Or, the discovery of the true extent of Maxwell's whimsical natureSeries
- Part 1 of Gossip on High
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08 Nov 2025
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Maxwell isn't entirely sure what he's got wrong, this time. He was in the middle of reprimanding the crew for something he thought was perfectly reasonable when he had been interrupted. Now Marya was snapping at him about his tone. Again. If he was being honest, he was a little tired of it.
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08 Nov 2025
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During one of his fits of bloodlust, Maxwell falls from the Zephyr's rigging and gives himself a nasty concussion. When he comes to, some truths come to light that he otherwise wouldn't have revealed...
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07 Nov 2025
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Samwell Gotch prides himself on being a constant, reliable figure in his younger brothers’ lives, but he fails Maxwell on day one. He’ll spend his entire life making up for it.
Or: one time Samwell couldn’t hold his brother, and five times following where he can.
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07 Nov 2025
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As Maxwell continues his adventure, it becomes painfully clear why his grandfather had always insisted they stay on the ground.
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07 Nov 2025
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Back at Revington, when the longest he'd be expected to go without either fighting or practicing was 24 hours, he had a routine to blow of steam in moments like these when everything made him feel like bugs crawling under his skin and everything he heard went in one ear and bounced harshly against his skull before flying out the other.
Punch something.Or
Maxwell has a bit of a meltdown after the events of the past few days
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07 Nov 2025
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A Game of Kings and Pawns by gandalf_the_white
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 May 2025
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The artifact glowed in Kenobi’s hands, consuming his entire body in a brilliant crystal blue. Dooku watched—half horrified, half entranced—as the box split open, the brush of the unifying force breathing in sync with the living. "A single touch from a single soul creates an unimaginable shift in the force," the descriptions of the artifact had uttered. The words couldn’t even begin to describe the shift in the air, the impenetrable tick of gears turning. And then, almost as soon as it began, the swirling blue light tucked itself back into the artifact with a soft hiss, leaving behind a man who was nothing like the general Dooku knew.
Standing in front of him was a young Jedi Knight who looked very much afraid.
“Grandmaster?” Obi-Wan whispered.
Or in other words: During the late Clone Wars, Obi-Wan accidentally touches an ancient Jedi artifact, which transports his grieving Post-Naboo self into the future to take his place. Somehow this saves the galaxy.
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06 Nov 2025
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Later, they agree that Hawkmoth did it on purpose.
But in the moment, Chat Noir can’t think that far. His head is pounding, possibly from a concussion, and he has just enough time to look into Ladybug’s scared blue eyes before the flash of light overtakes them both. Then, suddenly, he’s looking at Marinette Dupain-Cheng and the journalists around them are screaming. Their names, including Adrien’s real one, are so loud that it’s disorienting.
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02 Nov 2025
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like one of yours, ye multitudinous ocean by light_loves_the_dark
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Mar 2024
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Athena’s eyes flash and glow, and she raises her hands. Annabeth closes her eyes, and everything in the air sizzles to a stop. There is a faint sea breeze, and then a familiar presence at her side.
“It would be unwise of you to hurt her.”
She opens her eyes to her boyfriend’s dad standing behind her, his eyes intent on her mother, who looks like she’s about to blow her top. Annabeth doesn’t breathe, doesn’t look away from Athena, but she takes several quick steps back to stand at Poseidon’s side. It’s not conscious; it’s a move based purely on self-preservation. Still, Annabeth is aware that every step she takes into the sea increases her mother’s ire and decreases the likelihood that Annabeth will ever be forgiven.
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aka: Poseidon wants Percy to ascend. He'd like it even better if Percy chose to ascend. And if the best reason to become a god is for love, it doesn't take Poseidon long to realize that he doesn't have to look any further than Annabeth Chase. Meanwhile, while Annabeth is balancing PTSD, protecting Percy, and being a good daughter of a goddess who doesn't seem to care, she now has to figure out why she is on Poseidon's radar.
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07 Oct 2025
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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02 Sep 2025
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“Alright, who wants to take Jax until Caine fixes us?” Ragatha’s cloth hand patted between the ears of the baby rabbit.
All of Gangle’s ribbons tensed as Ragatha’s eye passed over her, hunting for volunteers from the cast. Anyone but me.
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24 Aug 2025