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Michael finds a lost kid in the pizzeria and helps her get home.
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04 Aug 2023
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If you ever need help, call for Michael.
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- Part 2 of fnaf fics!
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31 Jul 2023
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Time traveling once is a second chance. Time travelling twice is a punishment. Time travelling for eternity just gets a little boring.
Or, an increasing number of Dream SMP members find themselves stuck in a time loop. Humor and shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 3 of Those Who Challenge the Stars
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“If it’s connected to Dream, we need to know,” Techno said, sitting back down at Sam’s desk, ready to wait until he got his way.
After a few seconds of silent staredown, the Warden sighed and bent down to switch the live cams.
“Meet ‘T’, the unwilling cause of my most recent headache.”
Wilbur didn’t think he had any surprise left in him. This one gave him a run for his money.
“Sam,” he said slowly, “why in the world is there a child in the high security cells?”All Tommy’s ever known are the walls of this cell and the slow bubbling of the lava. Not that that's a very long time; Tommy doesn’t remember his age (or much of anything, these days) but he knows he’s young.
From the other side of the wall, Dream tells him tales of arrogant heroes and misunderstood villains, which grow bitter as the time pass. And, though Tommy doesn’t want to be selfish, sometimes, he thinks he has it worse.
Dream, at least, knows why he’s imprisoned.Series
- Part 6 of CampanullaFae's English mcyt fics
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- English
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- 17,394
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- 2/2
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18 Jul 2023
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Blood-Soaked Footprints by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2022
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When someone manages to capture the Angel, Blood God and Siren, the youngest member of the family returns home to save them.
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“Maybe the Admin should get better security here then. There’s a rift somewhere here because our portal glitched and we wound up here,” Techno snarks, full of the same arrogance and confidence Wilbur’s had to listen to about for the past few years.
Tommy squares his shoulders, “Is that it? Ah I’ll be sure to tell him. Hello Tommyinnit, yes what is it? Oh yes, the guy who blew up your previous home and beat you half to death and freed a fucking asshole from prison is here to tell you that your code is shit. Oh well tell him to fuck off then!”
This is a story set five years since the dissolution of the Dream SMP in which Wilbur, Tubbo, Philza, Ranboo, Michael, and Technoblade find themselves glitched through a portal into a realm they do not recognize with its admin in the name of Tommyinnt. Tommyinnit, who disappeared a few months prior to the shut down of their old server. Tommyinnit, who is now older, a responsible Admin, and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.
This is a DSMP/OSMP crossover story of healing, conversation, and in the end, love.
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- Part 1 of I Rose From The Ashes Series
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Thanatophobia by Salicinalis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Jan 2023
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The Antarctic Empire rests on the brink of revolution. Famine tears across the land, leaving death and destruction in its wake. Facing war for the first time in over a century, the Empire's might begins to collapse in the face of a threat from within. And the youngest prince has been taken hostage.
Not that any of this matters terribly much to Dream, who’s mostly occupied with hiding from the government. Combine that with trying to keep Tommy alive, the surprisingly-not-dead teenager he found in a mass grave, and Dream is far too busy to worry about civil wars or missing princes.
(In which Dream is an immortal with a grudge against the Antarctic Empire, Tommy poorly attempts to keep and succeeds at keeping his identity a secret, and Techno is going to rescue his little brother from the evil necromancer even if it kills him.)
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“Fucking—let—me—go!” he snarls, wrapping both hands around the length of the rope, painfully aware of the laughter ringing through the trees; the sounds of feet crashing through bracken; and Tommy—he doesn’t understand why the rope isn’t burning, why the frayed strands aren’t catching—it’s just a length of rope used for hunting, its not important enough to be enchanted, no one would waste coin enchanting rope to make it fireproof when it’s only use is to be part of a snare and nothing more.
The voices are getting louder and Tommy is running out of time.
There’s a trail of smoke where something just barely catches alight and Tommy doesn’t bother with a cry of victory—not when he’s not free, not when he’s still suspended up in the air, dangling by his foot, trying to burn through his shoe so that he can gain favour towards escape or free his knife—“Oh my god Techno, your snare caught a child!”
Or: Tommy is running from his past, and finds family along the way.
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- Part 2 of Love
- Part 2 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
- Part 1 of Abundance of Love
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- English
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- 139,881
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- 36/36
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22 Dec 2022
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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- English
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- 34,267
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- 3/3
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17 Dec 2022
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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tommyinnit’s journey of healing past lives with his found family by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2022
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Tommy had lived many lives, never regretting death but regretting the way he had lived his life. Even in his current life, being a child genius, deprived of his childhood, was not the way he wanted to live.
Therefore he started a Twitch account.
Who knew meeting three streamers would help him heal?
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Or: Tommy reincarnation AU where SBI helps him heal all while believing Tommy Simons, the child genius, and Tommyinnit, the streamer, were different people
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- English
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- 12,647
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- 1/1
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08 Nov 2022
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“There is no rhyme or reason,” Purpled said. “Innit isn’t stupid. He’s just randomly going from place to place. We’re never going to find him at this rate.”
“Come on, Purpled, we’ll find him,” Theseus told him.
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OR: Purpled is collecting a bounty hunting crew to one up his older brother Punz. Their target? Tommy Innit, worth one million credits.
Naturally, Tommy, otherwise known as Theseus, decides that hiding in plain sight is always the best decision.
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- Part 4 of Molly Polly Longfic
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- English
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04 Nov 2022
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longest one shot ive ever read but an amazing fic, as expected of mollypolly
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i had a dream so big and loud (i jumped so high i touched the clouds) by unfortunate_songbird
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), DSMP - Fandom, Dream SMP
23 Oct 2022
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“Vinyl!” Soot yells. “Put me down!”
“If I put you down, you’re gonna get bit by a robot,” Tommy counters. “Then you’ll turn into a robot, and that’s just not gonna be fun.”
“Those are zombies, Theseus. Not robots.”
“You don’t know, Tech-no-blade. Have you ever got bit by an alien robot before?”
“Vinyl’s got a point. These could very well be infectious robots from outer space,” Soot points out. Soot, Tommy decides, is his new favorite. He says as much.
“I’m broken-hearted, Theseus. After all I’ve done for you.” It’s extremely monotone, so probably sarcastic. Then again, it’s hard to tell with Technoblade.
“Simply be cooler, then,” Soot says smugly.
“I understand this is you bonding, but we do need to focus on the active invasion of your home planet at the moment.”Funny superhero story!! Based a little bit on DC heroes, with Tommy as Shazam equivalent and Techno as Batman (Phil is kinda Superman ig?)
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- Part 23 of bird's smp fics :D
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"I think I want to kill myself," Tommy says, and it comes out like red-stained glass, hacked up and spit out on the carpet at their feet.
There's a pause.
"I think," Techno says, eyes on Phil's stunned expression, "we should go on a road trip."
or, SBI go on a road-trip in search of healing.
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- Part 18 of Anything and Everything
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- English
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- 11,037
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- 1/1
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27 Sep 2022
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Immediately Wilbur releases his hold of Tommy and the kitten tumbles quickly onto the comforter in front of him.
He whips his head around to glare at the other, but finds him there snobbishly grooming at his own paw, pointedly not giving Tommy the satisfaction of a reaction.
Or, cat shifter crimeboys
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- Part 1 of Maybe Cat!Crimeboys Continues…
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- English
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- 1,646
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
29 Jun 2022
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Klaus is okay. He's always okay. Nothing to see here, he's fine.
Except Ben is gone, the whole timeline is royally fucked, and some asshole is out there wearing his brother's face.
Now the Hargreeves are stuck in a 2019 that's the same but not quite, and while the rest of the Academy unites to get them home, fend off the Sparrows, save the day etc., Klaus finds there isn't much room for him in the team. Maybe there never was.
But when he makes friends with a lonely ghost on a rooftop one night, he has a revelation. Breaking bones and cracking skulls has never really been his deal, but there may be other ways to help save the day, or whatever.
He might not be much of a superhero, but he's not an overly terrible medium. Perhaps, he could be something in between.
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- English
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Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
25 Jun 2022
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shifter fics by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jun 2022
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fics involving cat/animal shifting sbi
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08 Jun 2022
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five easy steps to finding romance (as told by tommyinnit) by doingthewritethings for Li_the_Panda
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Feb 2021
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“Thank you all for joining me,” says Tommy. His voice has an air of the utmost solemnity. Tubbo nods and does a sort of complicated salute which Tommy returns immediately.
“There’s no way this is going to go well,” says Wilbur without looking up from what he’s doing.
or, in the words of the request, "i'd like some platonic valentine's irl dsmp fluff! like just everyone in vc being goofs on valentine's lol"
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- English
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- 3,294
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- 1/1
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15 May 2022
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without a halo (you look like an angel to me) by dancewiththewaves (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Nov 2021
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A loud caw broke through the quiet hallways, the shuffling of students to their next class freezing entirely as heads snapped up. Wilbur turned and grinned, the two earrings along his left ear swinging wildly with the spin. No matter how many times he got to see this, he never quite got used to it.
Familiars were usually plain animals- not sentient, without human forms, and with no magical properties of their own. Unlike Phil, who was lucky on only the first two counts, Wilbur had been blessed by all three. And when Tommy fucked his landing, and in a panicked squack and a burst of fire that couldn’t burn Wilbur even if the little phoenix tried, Wilbur was there to catch him.
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- Part 7 of Writing 'bout block mens
- Language:
- English
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- 2,661
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- 1/1
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- 10
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- 47
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- 399
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Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
10 May 2022
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God? More like doesn't know what cats are, amirite chat? by AlpineFresh
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Aug 2022
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Tommy tries to make a deal with god, ends up getting called a catboy instead. FeelsBadMan
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Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
07 May 2022