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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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28 Sep 2024
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
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28 Sep 2024
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The legend of Liob
The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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- 56/56
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21 Sep 2024
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On punching gods and absentee dads
Harry potter & Loki -
yourself or someone like you by suzukiblu
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 May 2024
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"Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"
Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.
"'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.
. . . um.
Whoops.
"Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.
"Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.
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15 Sep 2024
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yourself or someone like you
superboy breaks out the lab early and finds superman directly who is SUPER receptive to his new clone son -
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Things are different, that day when the boy shows up far past closing hours.
Moon wants to call for help, but he has no access while Sun is active - and Sun is not himself.
Something is wrong. Very, very wrong.
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08 Sep 2024
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Cuuuute
Solar Storm
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“What’re hormones?” Naruto asks.
Oh boy.
“Okay," Kakashi says. "Well, okay."
[Canon compliant. Trans!Kakashi comes out to his kids. They're awesome, as always].
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07 Sep 2024
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Trans kakashi I love YOU ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Originally posted on FFN in 2014
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion.
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- 7/7
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07 Sep 2024
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Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion.
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The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.
And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.
All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.
**here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**
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07 Sep 2024
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Cuuuuute
Tobirama kicks some sense into konoha -
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If I don't love Suguru like that, Satoru thinks, then I won't ever love anyone like that.
OR: stsg but make them aromantic.
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04 Sep 2024
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i think this hit me somewhere i didnt even know about. absolutely amazing
satosugu aro besties who love each other but not that way
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Butcher's Paper by Marshmellows_and_Mittens
Fandoms: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
01 Oct 2023
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There’s a woman in Konoha who picks up Kakashi like he’s a stray dog on the street, and she loves him with snipping and sniping.
She shouldn’t be there, but she is, and the world is both better and not better, different, but the same.
She takes his heart, and bleeds it, wraps it tight in butcher’s paper, and sets it in the ice box so it won’t rot.
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29 Aug 2024
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Did not realize for so long this is a crossover with fullmetal alchemist 😭😭
There’s a woman in Konoha who picks up Kakashi like he’s a stray dog on the street, and she loves him with snipping and sniping. -
zenith of stars by Yuesya
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Dec 2025
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"It's not the Six Eyes," they said. So then, the question is –what is it?
Alternatively: A young girl with cursed eyes finds her way forward in a world of sorcery and curses.
[OC, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!OC, AU]
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29 Aug 2024
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i have been following this story for so long, i cannot believe i wasnt bookmarked to it. i genuinely thought this was in my shit. i love you zenith of stars
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Nothing Ever Happens In Puente Antiguo by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jul 2021
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Request for Funding by Dr. Jane Foster regarding the alien invader Loki.
In order to complete my paper "An Extraplanar, Extrapagan Study Of The Juvenile God", I am requesting further funding to explore the topics of:
-Understanding the comedic timing of insecure, lonely teenage boys undergoing identity crises
-Studying the effect wealth and power has on the muscle to brain ratio of older siblings
-The socio-political benefits of family therapy
-How to resolve succession conflicts without involving the government and causing World War 3Please reply promptly. He's destroying Puente Antiguo.
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18 Aug 2024
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Gen Z Loki coming out swinging in this one
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Thor found a different way to deal with the Aether. As Loki rots in his cell, Hela is released and steered in the World-Walker's direction after failing to retrieve Heimdall's sword. But trying to heal the broken, possibly ex-supervillian so he can accomplish her objectives is going to take far more effort that Hela originally thought. (gen)
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14 Aug 2024
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and here we go again, we know the start, we know the end by Kwowka
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), implied/referenced - Fandom, Dream SMP
04 Aug 2024
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It was a peculiar thing, Techno had decided, to be able to know with complete certainty that your father failed you.
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Or, Technoblade being faced with Tallulah and Chayanne, and the uncomfortable proof that Phil can actually be a good parent if he tried. It seems he just didn't try when it came to Techno and Tommy.
Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
06 Aug 2024
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Damn. Ouch. Owie. This one hit me like a gut punch
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Damian was their recent rescue from dragon cruelty, and Claire was intent on helping him recover. Hopefully, within seven months, he'd be fit to release into the wild.
Now - the big issue - how would she manage to administer medicine to Damian without his new guardian tearing her head off?
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- Part 4 of I Can't Get Enough Damian Dragon Fics
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- 22,907
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- 10/10
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06 Aug 2024
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Strange Shadows by Beauty_In_Her_Darkness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
12 Jul 2020
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It was well after two in the morning by the time Dick climbed inside through his window, every inch of his body throbbing. The silence of his apartment felt oppressive after the roar of the wind had been deafening him for the last two hours. He stumbled into his bedroom, not bothering to even turn on the lights, and headed straight for his closet. He pulled off his domino mask and escrima sticks first, the motions automatic. His mind felt clouded. Foggy. He knew there were things he needed do, wounds he needed to take care of, but all he wanted to do was lie down. Not that sleep had been his friend recently.
Dick stilled as the cold, metal barrel of a gun kissed his bare neck.
"Bang. You're dead, little bird."
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06 Aug 2024
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that little light was closing in (and suddenly, i'm falling). by sunsetsomewhere
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Sep 2022
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Tommy bites his tongue, frozen in place. Maybe it’ll wander away soon enough and Tommy can escape. If it can’t see, maybe it doesn’t know---
“I hear you,” the creature rumbles, piercing Tommy’s gut with fear. He stiffens further. “I hear your little heartbeat.”
Tommy doesn’t answer. His heart is beating heavily in his chest, yes, but he can’t make it stop. He’s about to die.
“I’m not going to hurt you,” the monster sighs. “It’s weird, cause I usually wanna kill everything, but I don’t want to kill you.”
There’s a silence, in which Tommy thinks he should respond. Would the creature be offended if he didn’t and take back his generosity? “Thank you,” Tommy squeaks out, back still pressed against the cracked pillar.
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Tommy gets exiled into the deep dark. He ends up finding everything he's been missing.
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- Part 4 of hybrid!tommy (the series)
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02 Jul 2024
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When Nightwing has to leave town, he asks his youngest brother to keep an eye on Blüdhaven. Things do not go the way that Damian expects.
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- 5,194
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Bookmarked by idk_man_dontaskme
30 May 2024
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Everyone knows Spencer likes to fidget when he talks, when he rambles, when he's stressed, or when he's carried away in a speech or rant.
Emily has the idea to give him a fidget toy, and things evolve from there.
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16 May 2024
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Amelioration by MissLearn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Oct 2020
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A recently liberated Vader attempts to ameliorate the future by changing the past.