5 Works in Batfam
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(Not) so happy birthday by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
07 Feb 2026
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"My birthday," Bruce repeated, as if the word sounded foreign.
"I know, it was last week, but…”
"Look, if you were expecting a big party, you were wrong. Just open this damn gifts," Jason blurted out, getting glares from everyone else.
Nice way to apologize, Jason! They were wrong, for once!
Bruce, however, remained unruffled. He was too familiar with Jason's bullshit, "I wasn't expecting anything…”
"Well, then open these…”
"Because I haven't celebrated my birthday in years."
(Dick tries to celebrate Bruce's birthday after his return from the time stream. It didn't go as he wanted.)
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Do you have a secret harem? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
01 Sep 2025
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"Dick," he said, recognizing his boyfriend's son, putting his bag down on the floor, "How did you get here? Does Bruce know you're here?"
"I have my ways," the kid said calmly, then puffed out his chest proudly. "And for you, it's Robin. I'm here for something serious. Is it true?"
"What's supposed to be true, Robin?"
"The harem, Superman. Does it really exist?"
(Where Dick is on a mission and where Clark finally understands why Bruce can't say no to his son.)
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Haunted by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
01 Aug 2025
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"Luthor stole some Wayne Tech technology to build portals and... Sorry, but do you know there's a flying sheet behind you?"
Bruce turned around immediately. There was a sheet suspended in mid-air, floating as if there was a breeze pushing it, even though the windows were all closed.
He had to thank the constant half-light at the manor and the distance that did not make Gordon see well that it was not a floating sheet, but a man wrapped in a sheet, blissfully asleep and unaware of the chaos he was causing.
Clark had warned him about some of his sleep problems.
Bruce had to come up with a story on the fly for the commissioner, and quickly.
"My house is haunted," Bruce quietly told the commissioner, without batting an eyelid.
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After months of silence following his mysterious resurrection from the dead, the prodigal Wayne heir shows up at an unlikely meeting.
“Where is Mr. Wayne?”Jason crossed his legs, cracking his neck. “He’s not coming.”
“I was assured Mr. Wayne would be here.”
“Tough. Looks like you’ll have to settle for me, huh?”
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- Part 1 of DC outsider POV
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It wasn't Jason's fault that they couldn't find him. He'd left a note. How was he supposed to know they couldn't read it?
He'd done nothing to deserve this.
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"Can you read that for me?"Wrinkling his nose, Jason leaned forward and stretched out over the desk to grab the note. He turned it around several times in his hands. "Uh, I was kind of in a rush when I was writing it."
Jason could kind of maybe understand why Alfred had trouble reading it, actually. He didn't exactly have the neatest handwriting.