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The Pride of McGill….David Hollander by everythingsflux
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Yuna-verse
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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this whole damn world can fall apart by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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“I’m here. I’m here,” comes through, finally. “Sorry, just- I’m here. What do you need?”
“Just talk,” Ilya begs, not even caring how pathetic he sounds. “Please.”
“Okay, okay,” Hollander breathes. “You know. I keep thinking. This isn’t right. There’s something fucking wrong.”
“Of course there’s something wrong, Hollander! Your building is on fire!”
“I fucking know, Rozanov!”
Or:
Pre-tunamelt, in peak situationship era, Hollanov’s building catches fire… with Ilya still inside.
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The Hayden Pike App by shaneyp1e
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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@shanesfreckleshey… has anyone seen that hayden pike has created an entire app where he just posts pictures of himself?? and nobody else can post anything?? am I going crazy??
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Hayden Pike has an app just for his 3 fans
Inspired by this tweet!
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- Part 1 of The Hayden Pike App Verse
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Drawing Conclusions by halfbaked_ziti
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Apr 2026
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When Ilya tells Cliff that “Montreal Jane” is Shane Hollander, Cliff thinks he finally has a sense of what’s really going on.
Ilya thinks Cliff probably needs to get his head checked.