16 Works in Dead Dove Delights Discord Collection
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Baby doll by DeadDoveDiner for piceuscelus, Murmuring_Mudpies, stuffthatbard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Sep 2025
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DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
The very first page holds a laminated card with some sort of seal and signature on it that almost looks like a birth certificate and then directly behind it is a little pink note which Geralt picks up curiously.
'Hello, my names Julia!' it reads in a pretty swooping font, 'I'm your one of a kind Miniature Adult Sex Synth, designed for your pleasure and satisfaction.'
“Miniature adult,” Geralt snorts, because it's obvious that she's designed to look like a child and their classification of her being a 'Miniature Adult' is just a way to get away with selling child sex dolls to pedophiles like him.
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Pedophile Geralt buys a child sex doll
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i'll kneel, kneel (right before my lord) by Witcher_Trash_Party
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Jun 2023
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Jaskier has never been so content in his life.
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- Part 39 of Witcher Trash Party
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some respite from the heat and the hurt by Witcher_Trash_Party
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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Geralt claims the Law of surprise because that’s what Vesemir taught him to do, long ago. He’s hoping for a chicken, but to be honest, he’ll eat a dog if that’s what Destiny gives him.
OR: Geralt law-surprises his way into owning a child prostitute. As one does.
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Honey You're Familiar by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Jul 2022
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Jaskier groans into her bowl of cereal, blinking blearily at the floating lumps of carbs and sugar, and contemplates drowning herself in it.
Its deep enough, right? All she'd have to do is just.. drop her face into it and let nature take its course. Priss is leaving in fifteen minutes and won't be back until after five- she'll never even know until she walks in the door and finds Jaskier face down in a bowl of Crunchy Nut and by then it'll be too late, and Jaskier can escape the absolute mortification she feels every time she thinks about how much of a slut she is.
It's a good plan.
Solid plan.
“Don't drown yourself in your cereal,”
“Don't tell me what to do,” she mutters, shoving another spoonful in her mouth.
Or the one where teen fem!Jask gets railed by a Daddy and then finds out hes actually her daddy.
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grip me like an animal (that you're about to spear) by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2022
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It's fucking freezing, okay, and he's positive the rain is going to turn to sleet to ice to snow very fucking soon, and this dog- fucking hell, this dog is like a furnace against him and that's making it incredibly fucking difficult to keep his hands to himself!
He wants to tangle his fingers in the long fur, to rub down that strong chest and belly and find out if his bedmate is a boy or a girl. He wants- fucking hell, but he wants to find the hottest part of this animal and bury the hardest part of himself up to the fucking hilt inside it until that heat spreads through him too.
Or the one where Jaskier wakes one morning to find a large fluffy visitor in bed with him who he's positive wasn't there the night before, and ends up taking more than few liberates with the creature.
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Kaer Morhen- School of the Wolf (fuckers) by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 May 2022
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Prompt fill!
Anonymous asked: Ciri walks in on Jaskier getting fucked by the keep's dogs and gets curious... Geralt, of course, needs to supervise. Can't have his princess accidentally hurting herself just bc she's so hungry for dog cock!
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“Since you’re a beginner, I thought I would walk you through the contract before we start. I assume you haven’t done anything like this before?”
He glances down at the paper she offers him. It has three columns, labeled yes, no, and maybe, with a list of kinks and sex acts running down the side. Most of them he’s never even heard of.
“Um, no, I haven’t,” he confesses. “Do you have any recommendations?” As soon as he asks, he wants to hit himself.
Jaskier's first venture into the BDSM community with professional dominatrix Yennefer Vengerberg.
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- Part 1 of Yennskier BDSM AU
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Julian Pankratz is at the very top of the nice list this year and Santa tells him that means he gets to play with adult toys! Unfortunately for Julian, it turns out to be much more than he ever bargained for.
More tags at the end of the fic, but they contain spoilers so be warned!
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of all the horrors that i promised you by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Oct 2021
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Geralt is cursed to fuck things in his sleep.
Ciri is that thing.
Week three of the 2021 Dead Dove Kinktober
Prompts- Somnophila, Non-con/Dub-con, Rough sex, Loss of Virginity/Virginity Kink.Series
- Part 3 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2021
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Dandelions Dog Walking and Day Care by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Oct 2021
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“Who wants to go first, hm?” he asks, twisting his hand to scratch behind Banjo's ear while his other goes up around Zander's jaw. Both boys huff and wiggle closer to get more, but it’s Zander who pushes his way in to slobber across Jaskier's face, so he takes that as an answer.
He grins, giving Banjo one last good rub before turning his attention fully to the larger, lighter coloured brother.
“Alright, baby, looks like you get the first taste,” he murmurs,
or the fic where Jaskier is a dog walker who likes to play bitch for his clients and gets caught and properly punished
Week two of the 2021 Dead Dove Kinktober
Prompts- Breeding, Knotting, Bestiality (Top Beast), Bestiality (Bottom Beast), Humiliation, Feminization (ish)Series
- Part 2 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2021
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Geralt growls again, breath hot and damp where it spills across Jaskier's ear and down his neck. His doublet and chemise had been shed sometime during his escapade with the farm boy, leaving his torso bare to the warm summer air and he can feel the rough scrape of Geralt's armour across his naked back.
Week one of the 2021 Dead Dove Kinktober!
Prompts- Sword/Knifeplay, Watersports, Public Sex, Non-con/Dub-conSeries
- Part 1 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2021
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An Alpha Champion and Omega Prize by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Jun 2021
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It was novelty that lead him to agree to the prize- almost a century of monster hunting and he'd not once had an Omega, snooty and uptight as they tended to be- but he was definitely starting to warm to the idea of it as more than that now. Spending a week in luxury and eating like a king (or Viscount, as the case was) wasn't too bad, either, especially if one added the fact that he'd also be fucking a baby Omega through their first heat.
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Jaskier has a deadline to get through, and his lovers have made themselves scarce so he can concentrate. Except their absence makes his usually low-simmering touch starvation roar to life.
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Of Prepubescence, Play Dates, and Porn by DeadDoveDiner for Witcher_Trash_Party
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Apr 2021
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“Hot teen babe takes it raw,” Julia reads, then blinks up at her best friend, “What does that mean?”
“It's- the title of the video,” Geralt says, “to tell people what's in it,”
“I know that,” she huffs. What does he thinks she is, an idiot? “But what does it mean? Takes it raw? Like- food? Because that's gross. You should always cook your food!.. unless its cookie dough.” cookie dough tasted the best when it was raw. -
That's A Fine Looking High Horse (What you got in the Stable?) by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Mar 2021
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Humans were cruel and racist, and Geralt was never going to have sex and would die a virgin lest he stumble upon another Centaur, and the likelihood of that was slimmer than finding a whore who wanted to touch his freakish horse cock.
But that was fine. He was fine.
He was a Witcher, not an incubus- he didn't need sex to survive, and he certainly didn't need sex to do his job. He was stronger than his wants and needs, and he'd weather this with the same will and determination that he applied to everything else in his life.
He would not break.
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- Part 2 of Atrocity is Hoarse from Voice and Shame
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Needs Must When the Devil Drives by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Oct 2020
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Jaskier- Fuck, Jaskier was off at Oxenfurt, fucking his way through the staff and possibly the students, and the closest town was days away. There was nothing around for as far as he could smell or hear for miles except trees and critters and Roach, and he was...fuck, he knew what he had to do and the very thought of it made his stomach roll.
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- Part 1 of Atrocity is Hoarse from Voice and Shame