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  1. 24

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    “I’m thinking of buying a new coffin,” Armand says lightly, but way too smooth and composed, eyes still on the iPad.

    “Hot.”

    “I’ve had the current one for more than two centuries,” Armand elaborates with an elegant swipe of a finger across the screen. “It might be time for a change. I’m also intrigued by the various innovations and evolutions on the market in the current decade.”

    Oh, Jesus, he’s found some bullshit AI-powered coffin, hasn’t he.

     
    Or: Armand buys a new coffin; Daniel just really loves his gremlin.

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  2. 32

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    Armand has apparently discovered a laundromat. One of those 24-hour joints, with stacks of extra-large machines with chipped white paint, benches polished by millions of asscheeks, and an obligatory flickering fluorescent bulb. A classic. Brings back memories of getting kicked out of the house by a soon-to-be ex-wife. Twice.

    “Okay?” Daniel says, after a moment passes and Armand is still glued to the window, staring with those big lemur eyes of his.

    “Let’s go inside.”

    See, Daniel should have known he didn’t just mean inside the building.

     

    Or: Armand discovers a laundromat and decides to have a spa day; Daniel almost manages not to get in trouble.

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  3. 10

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    Armand invokes Louis’ history, Louis is happy to remind Armand of his own.

    Kinktober day six: Trauma

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  4. 4

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    Five characters, five chapters, five different answers to the question: what does it take to bring them to tears?

    The main cast of iwtv cry it out, across a series of mostly unrelated vignettes.

    Kinktober day twenty eight: Crying

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  5. 7

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    Louis and Armand celebrate their anniversary. After fifty years together a lot of things between them are comfortably familiar, but occasionally some still come as a surprise. Maybe others can be made new over and over again.

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  6. 5

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    Louis and Armand have one more fight in a long series of fights. Louis decides to do what Armand’s been begging him to do, and take back more control. Armand didn’t expect getting exactly what he asked for to look quite like this.

    OR: Loumand get back to basics with an update to their Maitre/arun dynamic.

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  7. 17

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    Armand has a preference. It takes him a while to work up to asking for what he wants.

    Kinktober day fifteen: Chastity

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  8. 7

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    Armand seeks comfort in a familiar setting.

    Kinktober day twelve: Unreliable narrator, loss of identity.

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  9. 22

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    Valerie shrugs. “I always wanted to try it.” Her eyes flit over Daniel’s face quickly, like she’s performing some sort of mental calculation, before she eventually adds, “You know, getting railed by a stranger. No strings attached. Doing something truly wild for once.”

    Daniel likes the way her lashes flutter, girlish and pretty. He can’t wait to eat her. “How wild were you thinking you wanted to get?” he asks, his eyes sliding past her to settle on Armand.

    She turns to follow his gaze, before flushing when she realizes what he’s implying. “Do you mean—”

    “Ever had a threesome, Valerie?”

    Daniel gets dinner for himself and Armand.

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    A place to put my fics wherein Armand and Daniel live together in a brick row house and get up to silly things.

    Feel free to read these as out of order as you like or skip around, these fics are not in any particular order.

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  11. 76

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    “Hey, babe?”

    Ah, there it is.

    “Yes?” Armand asks, chin still rested in his hand, still idly scrolling the results on eBay; he does so love to play along.

    Daniel strolls into the parlour, their bathroom scale in his hands, a sharp gleam in his eyes. He sets the scale down in the middle of the room. Armand looks at Daniel, then down at the scale, then back at Daniel again.

    “O-kay…” he says, in his best imitation of Daniel yet, if he says so himself; Daniel’s grin is a clear stamp of approval.

    “Yeah, come over here, I wanna see something.”

     

    Or: there is exactly zero way a beanpole like Armand weighed a measly 62.5 kilograms a day in his adult life.

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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  14. 60

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    Armand presses his hand against Daniel’s where it still traces his hair, his ear, feels the veins full of his precious blood roping over the backs of his knuckles and up his wrists. “I dreamt I was a mortal.”

    “What, all the way back in … ?”

    “No, love. Here. With you.”

    Daniel snorts, opens his mouth to say something, but Armand presses a finger to his lips.

    “You want me to tell you, so let me. Spare the commentary.”

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    Your agent is undressing me with his eyes. Armand’s voice is soft, a little amused. He wants to know if the underwear matches.

    Daniel swallows. Armand’s nails scrape at his inner thigh, muted by denim and latex. Well, does it?

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  16. 95

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    Daniel looks around the room while he struggles with the zipper on his overstuffed bag. “Baby, have you seen my, uh, my green lighter?”

    Armand’s impatience evaporates.

    It is replaced with surprise and wonder. Fascination.

    He unclenches his hands and tips his head to the side. “Baby,” he repeats.

    Daniel freezes and looks up at him. “Shit. You don’t like that?”

    In which Armand and Daniel discuss nicknames.

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    He’s sitting on a beach he hates, trading shitty jokes with a centuries-old monster whose body count would put Ed Gein to shame and who is almost certainly also plotting to turn him into a flesh lampshade.

    “Don’t be dramatic,” Armand says, picking up on that thread, “I do wish you’d stop returning to that.”

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  18. 8

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    You visit Theatre des Vampires and you notice things are exactly what they seem. You catch Armand's attention.

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