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We Wear Chains on the Weekend by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Aug 2020
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Well, in a day of revelations, it turns out that Izuku isn't as vanilla as Katsuki previously thought. Unfortunately, that fascinating discovery is overshadowed by Izuku's dumbassery, because he has zero concept of aftercare.
"Don't go to anyone else," Katsuki says, because screw it. He can do a better job anyways.
Or; Katsuki finds Izuku on a bad drop.
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26 Oct 2025
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my GOD this was good
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I should’ve gone for the Porsche I was eyeing off. Just enough space for you, me, and big sis…
Instead of the Winnebago, Buffy agrees to the Porsche, but it turns out the road trip is just the start of the adventure. Confronted with living in close quarters and having to adjust to a different dynamic, Buffy finds herself coming to terms with the changes Spike is attempting to make in himself. Meanwhile, Spike is struggling with those changes, but knows he can't stop loving her. All the while, there's still a Hell God out there, and they'd both die to protect Dawn.
Both Buffy and Spike know this won't end well, they just have no idea what that will look like.
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Buffy says, "The girl you loved didn't make it out of the ground."
Or: Buffy crawls out of her grave and remembers loving Spike. They just have to get back to where they were.
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- Part 3 of wouldn't it be nice?
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Life Lessons by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Bruce has spent weeks trying to get Clark to stay the night, but Clark has been using every excuse to avoid so much as kissing Bruce. When Clark flakes on yet another intimate moment, Bruce has had enough.
Clark, meanwhile, has a libido that’s driving him crazy and one huge secret that threatens to shatter his fledgling relationship. Now he has two choices: continue being a coward and break it off with Bruce, or scrape together the courage to tell Bruce what he’s never told anyone before.
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An Honest Conversation by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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“So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.
It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”
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Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.
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01 Aug 2025
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This is SO GOOD holy fuck but buyer beware the angst mountain you gotta climb before they both finally have an honest conversation is ROUGH. Worth it, but rough