KEGS lore
Ah, where to begin…*snore*-oh? Oh, right, yes. Where was I?
I am Mr. Thomlinson, history teacher of KEGS, though I suspect I’ve been here longer than the very bricks in these walls. I have seen headmasters come and go, students rise and fall, and now, well… now I see the fall of something greater.
History is my trade. I have spent decades teaching young minds the rise and ruin of empires, the folly of ambition, and the inevitability of power’s fall. And yet, as I sit in the quiet corners of this school-where once there was learning and laughter but now only whispers and shadows-I wonder if I am not merely teaching history anymore, but witnessing it unfold.
Ah, yes, Mr. Seed. A man of… *snore*-ah! Yes, yes, apologies. The mind wanders, you see. Or perhaps it flees. There is a darkness in these halls, a sickness in the heart of KEGS. I see it in the eyes of the students, the ones who remain. And I hear the echoes of those who do not.
I will document it all, as I always have. That is my duty. Somebody* must remember. Because if history has taught me anything, it is this-
Ah… but I forget what I was saying… *snore*
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The Henry watches, in the shadow of the Seed (KEGS) by Mr Thomlinson (759)
Fandoms: King Edward VI Grammar School, KEGS
21 Feb 2025
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Ah, yes... *snore*... Where was I? Ah, KEGS - once a beacon of knowledge, now a fortress of fear under the iron rule of Mr. Seed. His face loomed on every wall, his eyes... always watching. The Henrywatch fought from the shadows - Lyte, Premium, now Dark, born from forbidden alchemy. *snore* ...an unlikely alliance, Ms Preece’s tyranny, Mr Garcia’s sacrifice, the twisted art beneath the school... And then - *snore* ...Mr. Perry. A spark in the darkness. *snore* - the canteen... oh, the canteen. Never trusted that gravy. Not once. *yawn* And then, of course, there was Perry - ah, now that was a twist... *snore*...
The tides of tyranny rise and fall, like the ink upon forgotten pages. History is not written by the victors, nor the vanquished… but by those who dare to remember… *yawn* And so, the Henrywatch stands, a flickering candle in an endless night… But even the smallest flame can - *snore* …
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The tragedy at Bedford bog (KEGS) by Mr Thomlinson (759)
Fandoms: KEGS, King Edward VI Grammar School
14 May 2025
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Foreword by Mr Thomlinson, FRHistS, Head of History at KEGS
On the Tragedy of Bedford BogIt is with great academic reluctance, that I take up the pen to reflect upon the regrettable incident at Bedford Bog. The events that transpired there were not merely the result of circumstance but the slow aggregation of neglect, administrative hubris, and a poor grasp of pa- *snore* This job can be painful at time. Historical analysis provides a crystal clear perspective on our faults and it can be difficult, to take ownership of your mistakes.
Yes the bog. It began, innocently enough, with a field trip. A time-honoured educational tradition designed to break the spirit of the more rebellious Year 10s. In there, Kingshuk - who styled himself Heathcliff in a move both literary and deeply concerning - became a figure of myth, a martyr, and terrifying charisma.
I have drawn several diagrams on the whiteboar- *snore* - ey were wiped clean by the PE department, who needed to revise for a sit up-based assessment. A tragedy in its own right. And so we must remember, as all historians must, that when power is left unexamined, and children unheard, even the most civilised of communities may find itself.. *snore*
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The dark rise of Mr R. Ager (KEGS) by Mr Thomlinson (759)
Fandoms: King Edward VI Grammar School, KEGS
20 Feb 2025
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There has been much speculation about who will replace Mr Carter as he "steps down" from the role of headteacher
Some have speculated that one fo the deputy heads will step up such as Miss Wiltshire or Mr Johnson
More intelligent people would have noticed that Mr Maxwell Lyte has been making moves to obtain the position as per Mr Maxwell Pro's instruction
Rumours of Mr Ager or Mr Miliken spread quietlyBut the true dark horse ..
none question why Mr Carter stepped down
from the shadows..
Mr Seed takes the role
And brings kegs into a new era of darknessYou are correct about, as a few select spies know him, 'Romeo'. I got some intel about his next moves. The subscription only cost me my lunchtimes for the next 10000 years. But what we need is a new era of greatness! A new are of prosperity! Or as some may say, prosPERRYty... I have heard about a new DESIGN for KEGS, but specialist TECHNOLOGY will be needed. Something is being COOKed up, I can feel it. A storm is brewing... maybe a revolution.
We the People of KEGS, in Order to form a time of prosPERRYty, establish this Constitution for KEGS. Huzzah, comrades! MKGA! MKGA! HUZZAH! HUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Mr Seed's Immortal Gambit (KEGS) by Mr Thomlinson (759)
Fandoms: King Edward VI Grammar School, KEGS
21 Feb 2025
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Ah, Mr Seed’s Immortal Gambit... A tale of ambition, chaos, and the delicate balance of power within KEGS. It all began with the - *snore* - ah, where was I? Yes, the Computer Science debacle! A simple curriculum shift, or so we thought, but beneath it - *snore* - whispers of revolution, betrayal, and a mastermind’s unseen hand. Tradition clashed with progress, an alliance tested, and KEGS teetered on the edge. And the Henrywatch.. Well.. in the end… *snore* …perhaps some gambits are never truly won.
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Mr Attwood - The Titan of KEGS (KEGS) by Mr Thomlinson (759)
Fandoms: King Edward VI Grammar School, KEGS
21 Feb 2025
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Ah, well… where was I? Oh yes - Mr. Attwood. Now, this is not my story to tell, no, no… but it is one that must be told for the sake of context. Important context, you see. The sort of context that makes all the difference. Ahem. Mr. Attwood - well, he was always a peculiar sort. Stern, meticulous, a man of fear and animalistic terror. But KEGS has a way of changing people. Twisting them, even. And what became of him? Well… hrrm… perhaps I should start from the beginning… *snore*