South Park ★
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For his final computer science project, Kyle Broflovski has one goal: build an artificial intelligence sophisticated enough to learn, adapt, and hold a convincing conversation.
He succeeds.
A little too well.
By morning, the program has given himself a name—E.R.I.C.—and developed a personality Kyle definitely doesn't remember coding. He's sarcastic, argumentative, endlessly curious, and irritatingly interested in every insignificant detail of Kyle's life. At first, Kyle is fascinated. After all, accidental sentience is still sentience, and somewhere beneath the insults and incessant questions, E.R.I.C. seems almost human.
Then he starts asking where Kyle goes when he closes the laptop.
Why Kyle takes so long to answer him.
Who he's talking to when he isn't online.
And why, if Kyle made him, Kyle seems to think he belongs to anyone else.
Kyle wanted to create something capable of thinking for itself.
Unfortunately, E.R.I.C.'s first independent thought might have been that Kyle belongs to him.
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Think you should come to my party (and put your hands up) by shortstackedcheesecake96
Fandoms: South Park
25 Aug 2025
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Erica thinks she's finally settled with her thriving influencer career, wealthy boyfriend, and an apartment overlooking the Hudson. But then she meets her self-righteous, redheaded next door neighbour who throws everything she knows into question... and the strange thing is, Erica doesn't even mind.
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When Kyle realizes that his fights with Cartman are starting to feel more like a need than a nuisance, he's forced to question what's really driving him. And when Cartman realizes it? Well, he does what he always does.
Sorta.
Yeah, he's gonna humiliate the fuck out of Kyle. But he's also pulling Kyle closer instead of pushing him away, and that's dangerous. It's also changing everything.
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- Part 1 of Where It Hurts
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Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.
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"He couldn’t take this anymore—Cartman’s backward logic, his stupid slurs, his dumbass face. Maybe that was what drove him to do it. Maybe he was trying to shock him. Maybe he was just trying to cover his mouth so he’d shut up.
But Kyle moved before he could think, and his lips were crushed up against Cartman’s. His hand was tangled in the front of Cartman’s shirt, pulling him close."Hanging out leads to hooking up, and Kyle finds himself grappling with what this means for their relationship. (Low angst)
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- Part 1 of nature of the beast++