Why haven't I thought about this?
Pairings, tropes, and more that I haven't really thought about.
Things I never knew I needed.
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the one where yes, the dwarves bathe communally, but their baths are not of mixed sexes.
they also may or may not have missed that Bilbo wasn't a lad.Series
- Part 8 of alternative stories
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
Bookmarked by Mirasol_PH
26 Aug 2026
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Done - Oneshot
Unwittingly engaged
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"Bilbo, like any and all hobbits, had been born deep in the soil. After his mother delivered him to the earth and covered him as it's proper, both his parents waited for weeks until he was ready to bloom. He would come out of the soil on a nice evening in September, and his mother would feed him a mushroom from the ones hanging on the higher parts of the tunnel, right over his seeding ground. "
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- Part 2 of children of soil and stone
- Part 3 of alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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The Lost Consort of Erebor by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Sep 2024
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Dwarrow, being a particularly secretive race, are not conductive to the study of their history by outside historians, and so it comes to pass as a legend (a rumor. Gossip), that Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thror—descendent of Durin himself, first king of Erebor after the fall of Smaug—had taken a Hobbit as a Consort.