17 Bookmarked Items in Why haven't I thought about this?
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the one where yes, the dwarves bathe communally, but their baths are not of mixed sexes.
they also may or may not have missed that Bilbo wasn't a lad.Series
- Part 8 of alternative stories
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
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Unwittingly engaged
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"Bilbo, like any and all hobbits, had been born deep in the soil. After his mother delivered him to the earth and covered him as it's proper, both his parents waited for weeks until he was ready to bloom. He would come out of the soil on a nice evening in September, and his mother would feed him a mushroom from the ones hanging on the higher parts of the tunnel, right over his seeding ground. "
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- Part 2 of children of soil and stone
- Part 3 of alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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The Lost Consort of Erebor by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Sep 2024
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Dwarrow, being a particularly secretive race, are not conductive to the study of their history by outside historians, and so it comes to pass as a legend (a rumor. Gossip), that Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thror—descendent of Durin himself, first king of Erebor after the fall of Smaug—had taken a Hobbit as a Consort.
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The Seedling by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Jun 2018
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In the course of her adventures, Bilbo finds herself pregnant. Without an offer of marriage from Thorin, she returns to the Shire to raise the child with the help of her family.
The King Under the Mountain is heartbroken that Bilbo chooses to leave Erebor, but he cannot blame her. Not after he tried to kill her. There was a time when she would have proposed marriage, but that time is clearly past. If all he can have of her are her letters, then he will be grateful for the missives.
Getting these two to talk just might take divine intervention. Or the intervention of a particularly interested child.
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Danger of Cultural Differences
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For Mycroft, the most jarring thing about V-day isn’t that it happened. It’s that he did not see it coming.
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When Mycroft meets his match in the insanity that is Eggsy
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The birth of the Ministry of Magic and his relationship with the British Government.
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Magnificent
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In which Dwarves have a religion - and Hobbits don’t.
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"If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."
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- Part 1 of Green Lord of Dol Guldur
- Part 2 of Garden fics
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Orcs grow like Hobbits
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This was why Hobbits did not leave the shelter of the Shire. The world outside was a Dark place where you would only starve and starve until you broke, until it would be all that remained, like in the Wandering Days, like in the Dark Days.
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Fell Hobbits
Can this be considered a coming-of-age?
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Shadow of the Shire by esama
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Aug 2014
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"A few of us must be merciless, so that the rest can be merciful. The Shire is a peaceful place. And peace, well. Peace has its price."
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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I never knew I've been missing this type of work.
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Whispers in Corners by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
13 Jan 2014
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Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.
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To the Victor go the Spoils (or saying I saw it first is not a valid claim for anything-people included) by ColetteLunsford
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 May 2015
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I could not pass this on Tumblr and not write it.
‘idek you but we both wanted the last bit of orange chicken at panda express but while we were arguing over who got it someone else bought it and let’s join forces and fucking ruin this person’s life’ au from ijustwannaselloutmyfuneraltbh on Tumblr
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Ted learns to put himself first.
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Trent doesn't realise that he and Ted are dating, lucky they manage to work it all out.
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