Billdip-888
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“Here’s your deal, demon.” Dipper stands up straight so the dim candlelight can gleam off his armor. “Release the woman, and I’ll let you keep your head.”
“Hmmmm.” One eyebrow goes up, and lingers there. After a moment, Bill casually starts examining his nails. “Nope! Can’t oblige you there.”
“Wh- Yes you can!” Dipper glares, throwing his arm out to the side for emphasis. “Just- go up to wherever you stashed the prisoner and let her out. Then I can take her back to-”
“Nah! See, there comes a time in every Dark Lord’s reign when he starts thinking about capturing a royal bride. And stealing one and running off with ‘em is the go-to move!” Bill smiles, looking up and off into the distance. He drums his fingers on the armrest. “But since you’re here- hm. Kinda changes things up.”
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In a bout of writer's block, Dipper finds himself in a local bar late at night and meets a helpful, kind stranger. Things go from there!
This is a movie star!Bill, oblivious-to-pop-culture!Dipper AU, my secret santa gift for my friend this year!
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Bill Cipher was a disgrace to other sirens. Captured, put on display for a novelty act on a pier, Bill resigned himself to spending every day looking at the ocean he would never be able to swim in again. That was, until a certain brown haired pirate discovered him.
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“Hey,” snaps the girl holding the tome—Chloe, she’s in his Latin class. Her mascaraed-on whiskers crinkle as she scowls at him. “A little privacy here?”
Actually, Dipper realizes, they’re all in his Latin class. And all staring right at him.
It crosses his mind that he should say something… wise, maybe? Thought-provoking? Something like what Ford would say. Something that’ll get them to set down the book of dark rites and not make whatever poor decision this is about to be.
“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” he informs the room at large.
Want to impress your local Latin Club? Easy. Be dating the demon they summon.
Harder is keeping said demon from eating their souls.
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Dipper dreams about Bill more often than any mortal. But most of the time, the Bill he meets is only a creation of his subconcious. A fake Bill.
For this, Bill wants to be there in person.