HDG Dirtposts
for comedic/jokey stories and high-effort shitposts written in the Human Domestication Guide setting.
feel free to add your story to this collection if you think it fits! im not gonna get too pedantic about what belongs here or doesn't, as long as its comedic in tone
(Open, Unmoderated)
Random works
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My Little Pony: Domestication Is Magic by Cadence_the_Hypnotic_Floret, sheepwave
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide
27 Dec 2024
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Twilight Sparkle has not taken kindly to the new management of Equestria. The Affini, a race of plant aliens from beyond the stars, have proudly announced their plans to "domesticate" them, and to welcome them into the vines of the Compact, and Twilight's response was to hide in her library for a full week. A full week where she didn't learn anything about friendship! But with any luck, Lilian Ketamina, First Bloom, could help her find something before she ends up tardy!
A crossover of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic with the Human Domestication Guide universe. Fully illustrated by Sheepwave.
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Let's Play: Polkat Pets DX! by squircularlogic
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Dec 2024
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A streamer plays a new nostalgia bait version of an old virtual pet game from when he was a kid, updated for the Compact! It goes pretty much exactly like you'd expect.
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Adopt-a-'finni by fuckingterrify (Marxilliousus)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
29 Oct 2024
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What's an affini to do when you wake up with an adorable terran in your hab who insists she's your pet?
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A sophont, seeing independence nearly within his grasp, makes desperate mistake after desperate mistake while trying to prove his competence to the Superintendent of Transitional Wardships.
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Floret ANY% Speedrun, No Feralism by KitsuneEverly
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
25 Dec 2024
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One girl's dream of making a world record...
Random bookmarks
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Autumn keeps telling herself nothing is wrong.
NOTE: This is a re-upload from what was originally posted on ROM. As such, I've endeavored to keep the forwards and afterwords as they were at original upload, but the story now exists outside the context of it's original creation.
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Dog of War by Mindcrank
Fandoms: hdg - Fandom, Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Mar 2026
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Camila Verdun, First Bloom is bored sitting at the helm of the Vervarium, a medium-sized command ship stationed above Cassius. Joshua Beckett is a mercenary shrouded in mystery that's come looking to surrender, in any way but in spirit.
Set in The Human Domestication Guide Universe, 18+ only.
https://humandomestication.guide/Dog of War on Scribblehub, with longer chapters broken up
Series
- Part 1 of Cassius Chronicles
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Floret ANY% Speedrun, No Feralism by KitsuneEverly
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
25 Dec 2024
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One girl's dream of making a world record...