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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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two of a kind by laurenshappenstobemyhusband
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jun 2020
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"Fuck you, Half and Half. Stun grenades are ten times better than regular bombs," Bakugou shouts, pulling at his restraints so he can glare in his direction.
"I merely suggested that the flashiness of them seem more for show than for utility," Todoroki says calmly, straight backed in his chair. "There's no need to use such strong language."
"How long have they been arguing for?" Spinner asks, watching the two boys, each restrained to a chair, continue their disagreement.
"Half an hour," Kurogiri replies tiredly.
"Remind me never to try and use kids again," Tomura says, scratching his neck. "I think I'm allergic to them."
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The League of Villains made two mistakes when kidnapping Bakugou: thinking he would go along with their plan, and kidnapping Todoroki with him. -
In which Shoto's a pizza man by orphan_account for randyriffraff
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jun 2020
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Shoto figures out who exactly Dabi is while scraping his mind after the whole training camp thing. Shigaraki's a whiny loser when it comes to Monopoly, and somehow no one cares that U.A student found their hideout.
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spoiler alert: they're brothers by thekingoftrash
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jun 2020
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The first time they reunite, it doesn’t turn out quite the way he had imagined it.
“I’m your brother,” Dabi says.
Todoroki levels him a flat stare, unimpressed. “No, you’re not,” he says, and then immediately tries to kill him.
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Blood In The Water (Love On The Tide) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Mar 2020
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“Huh,” Tony says as he stares down at them.
He bends down and picks the sunglasses up carefully. They’re in perfect condition, not a single scratch on them. Tony puts them on and pushes them up to rest in his hair even as he tries to ignore the chill that abruptly races down his spine.
“Must have slid the other way instead of off the side,” he mutters to himself as he resolutely ignores the fact that he knows that’s not true.
No need to make himself paranoid out here in the middle of the ocean.
Where no one can hear him scream.