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i'm so furious at you (for making me feel this way) by howdyrowdypartner
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
17 Sep 2023
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The issue, as with most things in Roy’s life these days, starts with Jamie fucking Tartt.
He’s poking around Roy’s (meticulous, immaculate, organized) kitchen, complaining loudly about how Roy’s ran out of his favorite tea, and one of them needed to pick up some more next time they popped to the shops. And when the fuck did this happen? When did Roy start keeping Jamie’s favorite tea in his home, for when he’d inevitably come over after morning training? When did he start making double the omelets every day, start making sure the right flavor of Lucozade was on hand at all times?
Or, Roy realizes he's accidentally hurtling towards a full fledged relationship with Jamie Tartt, and has a Feeling about it.
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He didn’t want Keeley; he might even turn her down if she wanted him. Maybe. He didn’t want Roy either, which was only a bit of a lie. Even thinking about what he felt for Roy was off the table, especially since Roy kicked his ass. It was a blow to his pride getting battered by a grandad. He’d known since he was a teen that he wanted to fuck around with Roy. He was fit as fuck; Jamie could admit that. But realizing he was in love with the prick was a blow to his gut.
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“Did you hit your head when you crashed earlier?” Jamie isn’t trying to ruin the moment, but it’s the only possible explanation he can surmise for what’s happening right now.
Roy isn’t sure he can furrow his brow any farther, but he makes the attempt anyway. “Y’know, I’m starting to wonder the same fucking thing. You’re lucky ‘cause I tweaked my back in the fall, and I can’t really fucking move right now.”
OR;
The self-indulgent story where I have Jamie give Roy a massage after he wipes out on his bike in "Sunflowers".
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Roy didn’t feel particularly angry. He was a little confused. He was definitely something. He couldn’t imagine how that happened, what in the world could have possibly transpired to bring them all three together, but he had plenty of dreams that started this way. Fantasies, too. He might be dreaming now. Who the fuck could even say? He banged into Jamie Tartt and woke up five years in the future where he was actually banging Jamie Tartt–absolutely nothing about that sounded like real life. But what if it was? What if this was his real life?
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On the second night of Roy getting all floaty on painkillers right before bed, Jamie had cheekily said, "Bet I could fuck you and you wouldn't even know until you woke up with my dick inside you."
He'd meant it as a joke. It didn't stay that way.
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Without meaning to, Roy finds himself back in Marbella a year after his ill-fated trip meant for Keeley. But this time, he's with Jamie, and things seem to be going much better.
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When Roy realizes and admits he's attracted to Jamie, he's not sure what to think. He's never been attracted to blokes before, and he still isn't outside of this one exception. The sex is fucking phenomenal, which wouldn't be weird until a conversation with Jamie makes it weird. Dr. Sharon's been helping Roy put words to his feelings, but demisexuality is a fucking mouthful.