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"Your middle name is Buchanan?"
"Yeah."
"Wait...are you telling me your full name is Buck Buck Buckley?"
The 118 find out what Buck's full name is and chaos ensues.
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Defenestration is for Lovers by AnonEhouse for Asyrus
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Oct 2022
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Inspired by a comment convo I had with Asyrus on another of my fic a while back.
If you love someone, throw them down a great height. If they come back to you they're yours forever.
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“But, if you’re my biological father, then why-” Tim stopped walking and looked up at him with such a desolate expression that Bruce’s breath caught in his chest.
Bruce swallowed, hard, past the lump in his throat. “Tim, sweetheart, I-”
Tim cut him off with the side of his clenched fist pounding on Bruce’s chest. Not angry, or combative, but the sad and desperate hit of a child in turmoil.
“Why.” Tim started again, throwing another weak hit with his fist, tears beginning to well up in his eyes and breaking Bruce’s heart with every second. “Why, if you’re my biological father, am I. So. Short!”
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Aka: The one where every Wayne kid finds out they share a biological parent with at least 1 of their siblings
Aka: I daisy chain a bunch of absurd scenarios together to make Bruce run a billion DNA tests
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welcome to the land of no brain cells by Ms_Trickster
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jul 2021
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Two Nickels: Fairytale Matchmaker Damian
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Dick sniffles pathetically. Unfortunately, he’s not an ugly crier, so it just makes Jason feel bad for the man. “I really want your beignets,” he says, somehow managing to sound so sad and hopeful at the same time. “Can you make some for me?”
Jason stares at him. “You want me to make you beignets,” he says slowly.
“Yes,” Dick says and bursts into tears.