Ineffable Idiots (Bureaucracy and Husbands)
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Will Too Much Love Kill You? by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Sep 2019
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“Well then. Looks like we’ll need to come up with a plan.”
“A plan? For what?” Crowley said, confused and apprehensive.
“To see what happens when an Angel and a Demon...y'know.” He waved his hand around, as if that answered anything, “Kiss, and the like.”
Crowley was stunned into silence.
“Or have you got a better idea?”
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The Rest Of Me Wants To Meet You. by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2019
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There was no one Gabriel could talk to about this.
There was absolutely no one who could understand the immense stress of getting ten million angels to stand down from their war footing.
Except.
Except maybe someone who knew the stress of getting ten million demons to put down their weapons and go back to work.
Gabriel and Beelzebub meet up after the apocalypse, and get aquainted.
**This is a prequel to my previous story Will Too Much Love Kill You?
It's not necessary to read it first, but that story is funnier if you do.Series
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Unbeat My Heart by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Sep 2019
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It had certainly felt intimate with Gabriel[...]
But at no point during the exchange did Beelzebub’s heart beat.
Gabriel’s heart had beat. They’d felt it when they laid their head upon his chest. They thought that was normal for an Angel, a being of love, until Gabriel declared in his brazen confession that it had never happened before, and it had only happened for them.
Beelzebub’s heart didn’t even poot. There was nothing. Just an empty, hollow shell. No glowy love feelings. No uncontrollable desires. Just a clear head, a physical response, and a fun way to pass the time.Beelzebub and Gabriel continue whatever it is that they are. A Beelzebub POV.
**This is a Sequel to my previous story The Rest Of Me Wants To Meet You.
It's not strictly necessary to read that one first, but it is referenced here sometimes.Series
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Please Stop Talking by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Sep 2019
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"What do humans do on dates? We have no idea." Gabriel asked quickly, panicked.
Aziraphale looked taken aback, and looked to Crowley for guidance.
Crowley was still processing his former boss being pressed into the Archangel’s side. The same Archangel who thought telling a woman she was pregnant with gods child whilst she was on the toilet was appropriate.
"Why- why do you need to know?" Aziraphale asked diplomatically, when he realised he wasn’t going to get any help from Crowley.
"Because we want to do that. Go on dates like humans. It’s become sort of a hobby."
Aziraphale and Crowley's specially planned date is imposed upon by Gabriel and Beelzebub, who want to know what humans do on dates. They allow them to join them on theirs, to find out. It goes about as well as can be expected.
This is a sequel to Will Too Much Love Kill You?. It is referenced once, but it isn't strictly necessary to read it to read this one.
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Fallen for You by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Oct 2019
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Beelzebub had sent the latest note, and fully expected to be first to arrive in the dusty room, as per usual.
Only. They weren't.
And the room wasn't dusty anymore.
There wasn't any smashed up desks either.
It was all gone.
Miracled away, clean, by the Archangel leaning over the desk in the middle of the room.
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Beelzebub has an existential crisis, because of course they do.
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This story directly follows Please Stop Talking. The events of that story are referenced throughout.
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Meanwhile... by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Mar 2020
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Gabriel and Beelzebub are getting an Earthly Residence.
They've left the organisation of that to the Demon Crowley.
They could trust the Demon Crowley, right?
A mishmash of POV's over the same time period, encompassing Crowley's latest cock-up, with what is going to be a satisfying end chapter.This story directly follows Fallen for You. The events of that story, and other stories in this series, are referenced throughout.
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