Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Blame it on the Viscum album by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for codswallop
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Dec 2014
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Sherlock, Christmas, and poisonous plants: what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Mulled Wine, Redux by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for azriona
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
03 Dec 2014
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Sherlock makes mulled wine; John has to guess the flavorings.
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- Part 2 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] The Annotated Gay Kama Sutra by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for freezerjerky
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
10 Dec 2014
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In which Sherlock gives John an embarrassing present for Christmas and John's confused as to why.
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- Part 3 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] John Watson's Twelve Days of Christmas by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for earlgreytea68
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
14 Mar 2016
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It's the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.
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- Part 4 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] The Blanket Lifespan by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for EmmyAngua
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Dec 2015
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In which John and Sherlock share a blanket, in both terms of ownership and snuggling.
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- Part 5 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Observing Christmas by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for Kryptaria
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Dec 2015
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“So, do you observe Christmas?” John had asked, months ago.
“Tedious social ritual,” Sherlock answered, and promptly forgot the discussion.Series
- Part 6 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Fire-side by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for cypress_tree
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Dec 2015
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The heat is broken, so 221b is warmed by the fireplace. A cosy, domestic Christmas fic containing spice cakes, snowflakes, cardamom, and poisonous evergreens.
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- Part 7 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Happy Christmas, You Arse by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for 1electricpirate
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Dec 2015
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“Ah yes. Christmas isn’t Christmas until you’ve called someone a — how does it go? Scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot?”
“My thoughts precisely, John,” Sherlock says.
In which evidence is presented that disqualifies Sherlock from being the Grinch, and everyone's shoes fit them perfectly well, thank you.
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- Part 8 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Upon Reflection, Tenable Frippery by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for emmagrant01
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
01 Dec 2016
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John was, inexplicably, growing a beard.
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- Part 9 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] The Chimney by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for azriona
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Dec 2016
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Five-year-old Sherlock Holmes hasn’t figured out deductions yet. He does, however, know how to run an experiment.
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- Part 10 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] The Skull on the Shelf by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for 3littleowls
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
04 Dec 2016
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John plays "The Elf on the Shelf" with Sherlock. Kind of.
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- Part 11 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Heirs To Endless Woes by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for Provocatrixxx
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Dec 2016
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It's battered now, his gold star, stripped of glitter in some places, and its top point is bent off at an angle, ruining the symmetry. Mycroft raises it into the light and looks at it critically, watching the glitter run off it in a steady stream into the box.
Mycroft decorates the tree with some ghosts from Christmases past.
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- Part 12 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] As They Are by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for patternofdefiance
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
25 Dec 2016
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It’s just gone ten p.m. and John is happy.
Against his chest, dark curls move, and an exhale flares damp and hot against cool skin.
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- Part 13 of Holiday Podfics
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[Podfic] Boxing Day by consulting_smartass (orphan_account) for azriona
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
26 Dec 2016
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The boys have an unexpected visitor for Boxing Day. A retelling of “The Night Before Christmas”, complete with rhyme.
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- Part 14 of Holiday Podfics