1 Cat, 2 Dogs, and A Bird: Assorted 2ha Works
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🚨 Siren: Survive the Island (while my heart's on fire) by TentativeWanderer
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
11 Jun 2023
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On an intoxicated whim, Mo Ran and Xue Meng sign their friend group up for participation in Siren, a reality TV show where police officers, firefighters, bodyguards, soldiers, athletes, and stuntpeople team up by profession to compete for survival on a remote island. Hence this problem: Mo Ran has always wanted to fight for love, but now he has to fight his love, who's on an opposing team.
“Foul play, I’ve been punched in the gut,” whispers Mo Ran breathlessly as his eyes track Chu Wanning walking past with a box of items purchased with burnt calories at the tiny store. Ye Wangxi gives Mo Ran a quizzical look. “By his beauty,” explains Mo Ran.
Ye Wangxi chooses to conserve her energy and ignore him.
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✅ Shi Mei 🤝 grit and snark (necessities for survival)
✅ Xue Meng 🤝 futile exasperation at the world
✅ Ye Wangxi 🤝 pining after and pulverising her manSeries
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I’m Almost Out Of Toilet Paper by TentativeWanderer
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
25 Mar 2020
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Someone hissed: “Are you sure that’s hot enough? What if the meat isn’t cooked thoroughly? You might be able to eat it since you’re a dog, but xuezhang isn’t one.”
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Assorted 2ha ficlets!
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This Material May Be Protected By Copyright by TentativeWanderer
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
07 May 2022
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Chu Wanning can see the poem on the screen:
“‘Here at the frontier, there are falling leaves. Although my neighbors are all barbarians, and you, you are a thousand miles away, there are always two cups on my table.’
Excerpt From
The Magus
John Fowles
This material may be protected by copyright.”Clearly, Shi Mei had copied the poem from the Books app on his iPhone—he hadn’t even bothered to remove the last paragraph before sending it. It is just a poem, sent in a flippant manner, but its content…Why does it carry a sense of…longing? Wistfulness?
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An ambiguous text message prompts a near misunderstanding on a date. Despite trying his best, Mo Ran makes a bit of a fool of himself.
Ah well, let it be known that Mo Ran is a fool for love.
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✅ RanWan
✅ Fear not, Shi Mei fans, this fic is safe for you to readSeries
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Once Upon A Bar by TentativeWanderer
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
21 Oct 2022
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Quirky snippets and musings.
Chapter 1: An intoxicated retelling of 2ha’s main plot in 270 words.Drink Respect Shizun juice! 🧃🥤🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🍾
Chapter 2: 2ha Shopping MallExcerpt:
🌸 Mo’s Cosmetics & Preservatives: Even the god of death shall fail to strip you of your timeless beauty.
(Rated ★★★★★ by Mr. Chu XX[’s corpse])Mandarin version：二哈购物中心
墨牌保养品与防腐剂：连死神都夺不走您的倾城容颜
（楚XX先生【的尸体】评 ★★★★★）Series
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To Do or Not to Do, and How to Do, Those are the Questions by TentativeWanderer
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
30 Apr 2022
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Love to hate the antagonist? Hate to love the antagonist? Love to love the antagonist? Read this mini essay so that you can make an informed decision!
Everyone knows what the protagonist’s point of view is like; now it’s time to put on the antagonist’s glasses and explore the options and perspective of a chessmaster born of dire straits!
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In which Shi Mei/Hua Binan has a trolley problem.
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