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Nazi was going insane.
Completely and utterly insane.
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Nazi teaches Ancom a lesson.Series
- Part 1 of exploits
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sniveling degenerate: idk
sniveling degenerate: was just thinking
sniveling degenerate: wondering if you wanted to uh
sniveling degenerate: uhhhhhhhhMe: Spit it out.
Me: Wait why the fuck are you even texting me? We live in the same house.sniveling degenerate: i didnt want to uh
sniveling degenerate: i was afraid someone might like overhearMe: Overhear what?
sniveling degenerate: hnnn
sniveling degenerate: look dont take this the wrong way bc i fucking hate you and everything you stand for
sniveling degenerate: but ive been going thru the worst dry spell
sniveling degenerate: and last time was fun
sniveling degenerate: so i was wondering if you wanted to hook up again----
Ancom shows Nazi the ropes.Series
- Part 2 of exploits
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“I don’t fucking get it,” Nazi interjects. He shoots a glare towards Ancap, who still has that same fucking smile on his face, the sight of which causes Nazi to churn with hatred. “He spends all this time bitching and crying about how much he hates Commie, and now he’s...in bed with him again. God, how fucking stupid was I to expect a leftist to have any morals.” He gives Ancap a quick once-over, before adding, “Not like you have any morals either.” He looks up, giving the ceiling an exasperated glare before throwing his hands up in defeat. “Am I the only man with any semblance of character in this house full of extremist weirdos?”
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Commie and Ancom get back together. Nazi has some feelings about this that make him reconsider who he's really supposed to be.Series
- Part 3 of exploits
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“I have known for quite a while about Ancom’s promiscuity,” Commie mutters, plastered-on smile unwavering. “I just never expected him to...to...with the fascist.” He shudders.
“Is that...going to be a problem for the two of you?”
“No!” Commie snaps, too quick. He takes in a deep breath, regaining some composure. “No. Not at all. Of course not. I am very supportive of his- of quis lifestyle. Just as qui is in a relationship with me, qui is free to…” he pauses, gritting his teeth through the last bit of the sentence, “sexually explore others.”
“So you’re cool with this.”
“Yes.”
“You’re cool with Ancom fucking Nazi.”
“Of course!”
“...You sure?”
Commie looks like he’s about to spontaneously burst into flames.
“Yes.”
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Tensions rise among the extremists as relationships tangle and twist. Ancom has something very important to tell the man qui's supposed to despise the most.Series
- Part 4 of exploits
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Ancom had to admit, he was a lot less lonely when Nazi was around these days, too. Those moments when he’d sit in Nazi’s car and let the taller man drive him to god knows where were filled with a strange buzz in the atmosphere, a tension that - surely not only to Ancom - was more than purely sexual. And in the moments after they’d both finished, breathing heavily, staring at each other, brains floating in a pleasant cloud of endorphins and dopamine, Ancom could - for a moment, just the tiniest of moments - imagine if there were something more.
But surely he wouldn’t want that. Nazi would make an even more controlling boyfriend than Commie, not to mention how the man himself was in the first place; the literal embodiment of fascism couldn’t be a good partner. Right?
So why did Ancom feel emptier than ever before?
Why does he imagine holding Nazi’s hand when his eyes drift shut?
He still loves Commie. He still wants him.
But he wants Nazi, too.
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Ancom seeks help from a friend. Meanwhile, Nazi and Commie have a minor disagreement on what should be done.Series
- Part 5 of exploits