Persona 5 Oneshots
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Goro stared at his reflection in dismay. It didn’t compare to Akira, but at least he looked like he put some effort in. Fine, his rival can have the win in presentation, but this competition was just getting started. Goro will sweep him off his feet and turn him into a blushing, stammering mess by the end of the night.
He will not lose.
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Only Akira and Akechi would turn a date into a competition.
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- Part 1 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“If it helps…” Akira spoke up suddenly, his tone morbidly amused, “I forgive you, for shooting me in the face.”
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In the Third Semester Akechi tries to keep Akira at arm's length. Unfortunately Akira is stubborn and Akechi's too much of a hot mess to really keep it up.
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- Part 1 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“He wants to go out with you!” Ann hurriedly spoke over the coughing Ryuji, incapacitated by her pointy elbow to the ribs, “Romantically! As boyfriends! Nothing platonic about it!”
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Akira, a noseblind Beta, is pining after his handsome and aggressively single crush, Goro. Turns out Goro has been pining after Akira in turn, much to everyone else's discomfort.
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- Part 3 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Ann stared at the stack of love letters for a moment before letting out a loud snort.
“You boys,” she said, when Akira gave her a questioning look, “are so dumb.”
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Akira has a secret admirer.
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- Part 3 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Ten years of this shit, and he was still weak to it.
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Akechi has the unenviable task of wrangling Akira to the doctors to get his flu jabs, granting a glimpse into their relationship ten years after the events of Royal.
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- Part 4 of Shadow Ops AU
- Part 3 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Goro wakes up in his apartment.
And wakes up.
And wakes up.
And wakes up.
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- Part 4 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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mistake, something in Goro whispered, you have made such a big fucking mistake.
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The 3rd Semester laundromat scene goes a little differently.
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- Part 5 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“Damn it,” Goro muttered, sounding not at all concerned about Akira's gasping death throes, “Maybe the ghost chilli was being too bold.”
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Akechi learns how to cook.
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- Part 6 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Akechi’s eyes were wide in disbelief - then he laughed; a sharp, ugly noise.
“Oh!” he leaned back on his heels, his vicious expression softening into a mocking smile, “I forgot. This is new for you, isn’t it? Fighting alone?”
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Akira has a near-fatal encounter in Maruki's Palace. Akechi... barely takes it well.
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- Part 7 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“Hey, wait a second,” Ryuji interrupted, “Why do you even want nudes of him? Don’t you have some already?”
An awkward silence descended.
“Uh,” Akira started.
“That’s none of your business,” Goro said stiffly.
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Akechi and Akira argue about nudes at a Halloween party, of all things.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Ops AU
- Part 8 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“Think you’re on my phone,” Akira said past a yawn, and Goro felt his fingers try to wriggle underneath him.
“Good, hope I crush it,” Goro mumbled, stealing Akira’s pillow and pressing his face into it, doing nothing to help.
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Akira and Akechi are roommates. That's it, really.
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- Part 11 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“I need you to investigate the rumours of ‘Buff Angry Maid-Chan’, a demon that reportedly haunts the headquarters.”
Akira stared at Mitsuru, took in her serious, ‘take-no-shit’ expression, and wondered how on earth his work and personal life could have collided in such an unexpected and mortifying way.
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Akira and Akechi's game gets... slightly out of hand.
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- Part 2 of Shadow Ops AU
- Part 12 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“Yes…” Goro said slowly, “I can’t handle how you shed everywhere. By the way, I just cleaned our sheets last night, so you should probably sleep on the floor like a good dog-”
Akira rolled them both off the sofa.
“Erk,” came Goro’s sad wheezy noise when over two hundred and sixty pounds worth of werewolf squashed him into the carpet.
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Akira and Akechi are perfectly normal boyfriends... well, except for the werewolf thing.
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- Part 1 of Go, Wolfboy, Go!
- Part 12 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Cute. Goro was way too cute, despite being a walking tank of mass destruction.
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A Shadow Operative and their Anti-Shadow Weapon stand on the beach eating ice cream instead of working.
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- Part 3 of Shadow Ops AU
- Part 13 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“I don’t mind,” Akira said simply, “I mean, listening to you is nice. Otherwise I deal with guys mouth-breathing down the phone or asking for feet pictures, so.”
“Feet pictures?”
“So many foot fetishists out there,” Akira said, then added impishly, “You want some? I have some very nice photos I keep for these situations. Very artful, very sexy-”
“No, thank you,” Crow said dryly, “I’m not a ‘foot guy’.”
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Only Akechi calls up a phone sex operator to rant about his problems, rather than actually using them for, you know, sex.
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- Part 14 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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“Your idea of beauty is skewed,” Goro told him, “Beneath this face lies a monstrosity.”
“There’s beauty in dangerous creatures,” Joker said easily, and he reached out, breaching the small distance between them to let his fingers touch and trail over the rough scales of Goro’s long, sinuous tail.
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A siren on a quest for revenge and a psychopomp who experiences love at first sight: a story.
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- Part 15 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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His hands did not shake.
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The immediate aftermath of the Interrogation Room.
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- Part 17 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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My (20M) Adopted Brother Keeps Getting Into Fights With A (21M) Customer At Big Beef Bowl House by KivaEmber
Fandoms: Persona 5
08 Jul 2020
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‘Hey, bro, it’s sort of weird that you keep erotically wrestling a customer on Big Beef Bowl House’s counter in front of me and my salad.’
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- Part 18 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Collection of oneshots post-P5, mainly self-indulgent Akechi/Akiren stuff
3. Nightmares:
Ever since the Phantom Thieves, ever since Maruki, ever since his own incarceration, however brief, and the conclusion of Shido’s trial, a new set of nightmares had come to roost. Sharp-fanged, always able to draw blood when they deigned to descend upon him, more difficult to brush off after jerking awake, soaked in cold sweat and panting like a cornered prey animal.
Here’s one such nightmare:
Everything is dark except for the occasional flash of a klaxon alarm, an artificial voice cheerfully announcing that the bulkhead is closed. He’s crawling on the floor trying to get out, but he can’t breathe, he’s bleeding to death, and no one’s coming for him, he is alone, alone to die, and there is the scraping of Shadows’ claws and the light steps of his cognitive self easily catching up to him, click of a pistol’s safety and
He wakes up.
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- Part 19 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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Goro’s life was defined by hallways.
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Akira is tasked with slaying the Monster of Minos after committing a crime against Minos's king. However, it turns out the Monster isn't actually that much of a Monster.
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- Part 20 of Persona 5 Oneshots