The Modern Bible: Crack Edition

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• The Apostles by Ollie_Mor, The_Bull_and_Bowl

  Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  17 Mar 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jesus Christ/John the Baptist
  • Jesus Christ & the Apostles
  • Jesus Christ/Mary Magdalene
  • Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot
  • Jesus Christ
  • John the Apostle
  • Simon the Apostle
  • Peter the Apostle
  • James (Son of Zebedee)
  • James the Less
  • Jude/Thaddeus the Apostle
  • Matthew the Apostle
  • Thomas Didymus
  • Bartholomew/Nathaniel the Apostle
  • Philip the Apostle
  • Andrew the Apostle
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Saint Joseph - Character
  • Mary Magdalene
  • I kinda do research on things and then make notes on it so this’ll be a bit of a dump?
  • sorry ig
  • if it needs like cw
  • just tell me? i think it’s vague but i’m never sure

  Summary

  Really just a dump for the information I have on the Apostles. And some “incorrect quotes.”

  I guess this could be used if you need to know some real basics of the 12 (+bonus), like really fast.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Modern Bible: Crack Edition

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,861

  Chapters:

  11/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  33

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  534

• Divine Retribution by Ollie_Mor

  Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  04 Apr 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jesus Christ
  • John the Apostle
  • Matthew the Apostle
  • Thomas Didymus
  • Bartholomew the Apostle
  • James (Son of Zebedee)
  • James the Less
  • Jude the Apostle
  • Andrew the Apostle
  • Philip the Apostle
  • Simon Peter
  • Simon Zealotes
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Joseph of Nazareth
  • Mary Mother of Jesus | Maryam bint Imran
  • Saint Joseph is a dilf
  • i'm sorry jesus
  • Jesus and John are implied to be dating but it's literally just one line

  Summary

  AKA: 5 times Jesus was embarrassed by the Dude-ciples + 1 time he got revenge

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Modern Bible: Crack Edition

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  737

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  360

• Judas and the Judai by Ollie_Mor

  Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Judas Iscariot & Thomas Didymus
  • Judas Iscariot & Thaddeus
  • Judas Iscariot & Simon Zealotes
  • Thomas Didymus & Thaddeus
  • Simon Zealotes
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Thomas Didymus
  • Jude the Apostle
  • Thaddeus
  • Judas Iscariot (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  • Jesus Christ (mentioned)
  • they start a band
  • well- simon forces them
  • Thaddeus (Jude the Apostle) has three pet rats
  • no romance but I accidentally started shipping Thad with Thomas oops
  • lots of crushes tho- all on Jesus
  • everyone loves jesus

  Summary

  “And that is why I’ve called you here today.”

  Simon wants the Judai to form a band.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The Modern Bible: Crack Edition

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,237

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  19

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  170

• just a couple of judes being gay- by Ollie_Mor

  Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Jul 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Judas Iscariot/Thomas Didymus
  • implied jedas but that is not the focus
  • Judas Iscariot & Thomas Didymus
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Thomas Didymus
  • Judas Iscariot (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • BUT DON'T WORRY NO ACTUAL SEX
  • you can just pretend that they I dunno played jenga
  • Thomas Didymus is Jesus' Doppelgänger
  • please if someone could suggest more tags
  • Stream of Consciousness
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Flirting

  Summary

  What happens when two Judai get a little drunk unsupervised? And one of them just happens to bear a resemblance to Jesus?

  Series

  • Part 4 of The Modern Bible: Crack Edition

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  993

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  19

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  244