Beanpole & Moustache - buddy cop AU

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• Beanpole and Moustache by AllAboardTheCrackShip

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  24 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • Cy (The Lorax)
  • Grammy Norma (The Lorax)
  • Aloysius O'Hare
  • Crack
  • Absurdism
  • Absurdist Humor
  • alternate universe - buddy cop genre
  • Buddy Cop AU
  • artistic license - everything
  • Author Cameo
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • No Fourth Wall
  • the fourth wall can suck eggs
  • self aware universe
  • Once-ler is hella insecure
  • plot-relevant dick joke
  • except the plot is held together with scotch tape
  • so take that with a grain of salt

  Summary

  Here, I establish a universe. A crack universe. Where Once-ler and Lorax are buddy cop protagonists. For funsies.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Beanpole & Moustache - buddy cop AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,601

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  273

• Beanpole and Moustache Christmas Special by AllAboardTheCrackShip

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, DR. SEUSS - Works  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  03 Dec 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • The Grinch
  • Martha May Whovier
  • Crack
  • Drama
  • Christmas
  • Christmas Special
  • Author Cameo
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • Light Angst
  • gratuitous dick jokes
  • Rating: PG13
  • Insecure Once-ler
  • Buddy Cop AU
  • Mentions of Mental Illness
  • in a respectful way (subjective)
  • mentions of real-world issues
  • not too much though

  Summary

  Once-ler (Beanpole) and Lorax (Moustache) assist Whoville police in their investigations, cause a big-ass heist went down in the middle of the night.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Beanpole & Moustache - buddy cop AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,354

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  168

• 2 Beanpole 2 Moustache by AllAboardTheCrackShip

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  07 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • Aloysius O'Hare
  • Cy (The Lorax)
  • Audrey (The Lorax)
  • Ted Wiggins
  • Crack
  • Absurdism
  • Buddy Cop AU
  • artistic license - organized crime
  • Organized Crime
  • No Fourth Wall
  • Bribery
  • really dumb bribes
  • no conservation of detail
  • Author Cameo
  • surprise plot
  • Dead Body
  • Ronald Schnook is a murder victim
  • breaking the fifth wall
  • mentions of author's therapist
  • self-aware universe
  • Moon Shoes
  • Author is hungry
  • the fourth wall has been murdered in my basement and fed to the characters
  • actual detective-ing
  • empted
  • chase scene
  • Interrogation
  • artistic license - how lawyers work
  • Confession
  • sex scandal
  • the forbidden love between a man and a box of cereal

  Summary

  Finally, another installment. Our detectives are back at work and ready to advance the plot!

  Series

  • Part 3 of Beanpole & Moustache - buddy cop AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,315

  Chapters:

  8/8

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  294

• Beanpole and Moustache and Mister Zillions by AllAboardTheCrackShip

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), DR. SEUSS - Works  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  26 Mar 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • Cy (The Lorax)
  • Grammy Norma (The Lorax)
  • Cat in the Hat
  • Sasha from Forensics (OC)
  • Crack
  • Absurdism
  • Buddy Cop AU
  • Organized Crime
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Author Cameo
  • No Fourth Wall
  • Attempted Bribery
  • Blackmail
  • plot-relevant cucumber in the pants
  • Arguing
  • Vulnerability
  • a heartfelt discussion about Once-ler's wiener
  • a heartfelt discussion about stuffing your pants
  • Lashing Out
  • Apologies
  • Denny's
  • a threatening enevelope
  • Stalking
  • Witness Protection
  • Kind Of
  • sleepover
  • Shopping
  • sleepover games
  • MASH/MATCH
  • an embarrassing crush on Mister Clean
  • Crush talk
  • Coworker crush
  • it's not oncelax
  • Sorry to disappoint
  • the inherent dreaminess of a guy who can do a kickflip
  • threatening phonecall
  • Arrest
  • one half of a phone call
  • Escape
  • the song and the running away
  • chase scene
  • Rooftop confrontation
  • gun - Freeform
  • billboard humiliation
  • Lawyer
  • trial
  • criminal court
  • Nickel Nickel
  • Arcade
  • Special Guest Appearance by Streets of Rage II
  • Chewbacca Defense
  • pizza party
  • one smooch

  Summary

  The thrilling conclusion! Unless I decide to do more! But I probably won't! The detectives finally get to the bottom of local crime boss Mister Zillions!

  Series

  • Part 4 of Beanpole & Moustache - buddy cop AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,690

  Chapters:

  7/7

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  136