Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
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Countdown to December 25th with me.
One chapter per day.
Chronological from 4.01, but largely disconnected from each other.Series
- Part 1 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
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I'm so sorry for the title. It's about a stocking, I swear.
Narrator: the author is not sorry. And it's not just about a stocking.
The prompt: David tucks a little something naughty in Patrick’s stocking, unaware that the Brewers will be joining them for Christmas morning. Secondhand embarrassment ensues. Could be panties. A sex toy. Artisinal lube. Sex coupons. The choice is yours!
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- Part 2 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
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The candle was a wedding present from Stevie. She’d found it on Etsy, though what search terms exactly would have led her to an item that read “A LIT WICK MEANS I WANT DICK”, would forever remain a mystery.
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- Part 3 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
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Poutini's Advent Calendar 2021: Merry, Merrier, Merriest. by Poutini
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Dec 2021
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Countdown to December 25th with me.
One chapter per day, in triplets.
Each triplet follows the pattern in the title, are chronological within the group of three, and terminate with the superlative adjective.
Ratings will vary, however, overall, expect explicit content. Tags will be updated as we go.Suggested alternate title: Simply the -Est (since superlatives often end in -est, you see)
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- Part 4 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!