the best of crow's dsmp writing
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Before Wilbur can even think of trying to woo Quackity—for real, this time—he must face off against everyone who's tried before him. Including Karl and Sapnap.
Oh boy.
aka i wanted to write a dsmp scott pilgirm vs the world au/parody/whatever
TEENS AND UP RATING FOR MENTIONS OF SEX, SMOKING, DRINKING, AND (CARTOONY) VIOLENCE.Series
- Part 1 of the best of crow's dsmp writing
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The first thing Wilbur felt was his heartbeat. A soft kick drum against his ribs, a foreign but familiar sensation that forced stale blood into motion.
He felt his mouth part, and he gently placed a hand over his chest. Then two fingers to his neck, then his wrist. Holy shit. After thirteen and a half years of stillness in his veins, he’d forgotten what a heartbeat felt like. He didn’t have anything to compare it to–even the moment he’d seen his newborn son didn’t quite match.
He couldn’t help but giggle at the sensation, trying to mentally follow the flow of blood through his body, feeling his skin turn warm. And he felt that, too–air being forced out of weak lungs through his throat, the hum of the sound in his head and the vibration of his vocal chords like plucking guitar strings in the back of his throat. He doubled over, choking on his own breath–
He’s breathing.
A remaster of an old blurb for the anniversary of my meow meow's revival.
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- Part 2 of the best of crow's dsmp writing
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“Like, nobody on the server likes me. Like, nobody, not even my friends. Sapnap went off on his own ages ago, George hasn't looked at me the same since the whole kingship shit, I'm pretty sure Sam wants my head, gods know what Callahan’s doing.” He pulled a chair out from the table to sit down, sitting on it backwards so he’d still be facing Techno as he spoke—no, rambled. “What'd I even do to deserve the cold shoulder from everyone?”
Techno snorted. If he was shocked by the sudden dump of information, he didn’t show it. “Dream, you’ve killed more people and caused more destruction than anyone else on the server.”
“So?!” he spat, “I didn’t start half of the shit they pin on me, but I sure as hell ended all of it.”
HOMELESS Green Teletubby Vents To WAR CRIMINAL Pig (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (DREAM STAYS THE NIGHT?!?!?!)
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- Part 3 of the best of crow's dsmp writing
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Description: SCP-4915, commonly referred to as the Enderwalk, is an anomalous state of consciousness akin to hypnosis in which the affected individual (who from this point forward will be referred to as an SCP-4915-X, where X is their identification number at Site-██) displays a higher eagerness to follow orders, an inability to ███████, brain functioning similar to REM sleep, severe aquagenic urticaria, and ███████ ███. The cause of the state is currently unknown, however it appears to be linked to a genetic predisposition, an irregular sleep schedule, and pre-existing anxiety disorders. It can be triggered in an instance of SCP-4915-X by any number of factors, ranging from a symbol to a specific chord progression or melody. It is currently unknown if there is a universal infohazard to instances of SCP-4915-X that triggers the Enderwalking state.
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- Part 4 of the best of crow's dsmp writing