The Orc Dad Roadtrip One

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• Not For Eating by QuestionableLifeChoices

  Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  28 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Uruk-hai
  • Orc(s)
  • Original Orc Character(s)
  • Orc Dad
  • Found Family
  • Taking Isengard to the Hobbits
  • get in loser we're going on a road trip
  • I Can See the Plot from Up Here
  • Technically an isekai
  • Very much not an SI
  • The Shire
  • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
  • Fatherhood
  • No Romance
  • i SWEAR this gets fluffy
  • Just a whole bus-full of OCs
  • pspsps I have so many headcanons
  • Dehumanization
  • how many references to The Island of Doctor Moreau can I fit in one fic
  • Accidental Child Acquisition
  • Wilderness Survival
  • Feral Behavior

  Summary

  Orcs make no beautiful things.

  Or, our protagonist is an Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,734

  Chapters:

  11/?

  Comments:

  199

  Kudos:

  283

  Bookmarks:

  94

  Hits:

  4,401

• Not For Eating Extras by QuestionableLifeChoices

  Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  20 Jun 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Orc Character(s)
  • Uruk-hai
  • Orc(s)
  • Art
  • Worldbuilding
  • Languages and Linguistics
  • I'm Sorry Tolkien

  Summary

  Art and Lore for Not For Eating

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  379

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  21

  Kudos:

  89

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  885