cookie jar
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If Tommy was smart, he wouldn’t have a man bleeding out in his living room. Because, really, he should have left the guy out by the bushes in his front yard where he found him. Under the stains of crimson, there’s another shade of red–creeping up his veins, rusting him from the inside out–and that’s what Tommy should be worried about.
Because this man is not just bleeding to death on Tommy’s couch. This man is already dead, and he is going to bring Tommy with him.
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- Part 1 of cookie jar
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Quackity, however, is on a time crunch. He does not have months to steal Karl’s textbooks and research precisely the right demon for this particular arrangement.
So he picks a sigil off the list, and he hopes for the best.
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Quackity summons a demon.Series
- Part 2 of cookie jar
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“It’s kind of a long story.”
Sapnap drawls, “I’d say I have time, but apparently the apocalypse is looming over us.”
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(the host of a cosmic horror, the harbinger of the apocalypse, and a guy who's failing chemistry walk into a diner. they talk about shrimp colors.)
written for the extreme timed mcyt challenge gift exchange!Series
- Part 3 of cookie jar
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Tommy missed the bus.
His family is out of town, and the last bus already went by for the night. After exhausting every other option he has available, Tommy stoops to his actual last resort: his bitchass cousin Technoblade.
( or: bedrock crack chatfic. that's all this is. )
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- Part 4 of cookie jar
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Tubbo’s a man of practicality, first and foremost. He’s going to lose his footing any minute now, and there’s a house in front of him that he used to be safe in, and the way the sleet drills into him, he almost forgets everything else.
It’s all ice on his skin: distant, blue, eventual.
“Mate,” Phil says, when the door opens, a little horrified. “How are you standing?”
-- three times tubbo goes to phil for help, and one time phil was already there.
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- Part 5 of cookie jar
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Quackity hisses, usual sarcasm given way to a threat whispered through his teeth that stills Tubbo’s blood, cold to the bone– “One mistimed raid, you know, that’s all it would take. Three survivors in a shitty road camp and one traitor running back and forth, well, that’s not gonna keep anybody alive too long, is it?”
-- snapshot into the dynamic between tubbo and quackity as survivors in a zombie apocalypse!
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- Part 6 of cookie jar
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Tommy moves back to the Harbor, and in with his cousin Technoblade, and he feels adrift. Struggling to find his footing in autumn storms and long nights, Tommy tries to reconnect with an old friend, adjust to growing up against the backdrop of his childhood summers, and looks for what’s left of himself along November beaches.
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- Part 7 of cookie jar