Voldemort Commits Tax Evasion

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• Voldemort Commits Tax Evasion by LoquaciousOcelot

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  13 Feb 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • None
  • OC(s) - Character
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Nagini (Harry Potter)
  • Minor Character Death
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Tax evasion
  • muggles actually do stuff
  • One Shot

  Summary

  With the rise of technology in the late 1990s, Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs has begun digitizing tax records, and those previously fell through the cracks are investigated. Unfortunately, no one has been paying taxes on Riddle Manor for years.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Voldemort Commits Tax Evasion

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,812

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  57

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  734

• Dumbledore Commits Tax Evasion by LoquaciousOcelot

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  13 Feb 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • None
  • OC(s) - Character
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Tax evasion
  • wizards don't know anything about muggle money
  • HMRC does stuff
  • muggle repelling spells are actually kind of useless if you think about it

  Summary

  Jessica Russell, Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs surveyor extraordinaire, is ready for another boring day at work. She's going to go to this property in Scotland belonging to someone named Dumbledore, take some measurements, and then go home and read horror novels.

  After all, it's not like those weird ruins are magical or anything. That would be crazy.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Voldemort Commits Tax Evasion

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,318

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  40

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  467

• Umbridge Commits Tax Evasion by LoquaciousOcelot

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • None
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Fred Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Harry Potter
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Original Characters
  • Minor Character Death
  • Crimes & Criminals
  • Tax evasion
  • (technically it's tax fraud but whatever)
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Guns
  • Umbridge Being A Terrible Person
  • (but I kind of felt bad for her writing this)
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  With Albus Dumbledore in jail for committing tax evasion, Dolores Umbridge is finally free to pursue her vision of what Hogwarts can truly be.

  Meanwhile, Fred and George Weasley come up with the BEST. PRANK. EVER.

  Featuring returning (and new!) OCs, payroll taxes, stink bombs, and wizards doing jail time.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Voldemort Commits Tax Evasion

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,967

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  396