✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨
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Day 1: bondage/power imbalance
Izzy Hands had the preternatural ability to find himself in all sorts of sticky situations - from landing an anxiety-inducing job he was absolutely not qualified for (“How fucking hard could working as a fucking secretary be?” he feverishly thought when he realized he had been hired by Stede Bonnet, the fucking managing partner of the best fucking law firm in the entire fucking city) to go back to university just because said anxiety-inducing job required it, to let Bonnet know his favourite coffee came from one particular independent cafe so now Bonnet would only drink the same coffee - and who was to order one for him too in the morning? Izzy. And who would Izzy find more than one time in line on his day off? Stede fucking Bonnet.
And who did Izzy fuck, one busy Thursday morning, still hungover from the night before, in said independent cafe's bathroom?
Stede motherfucking Bonnet.
Series
- Part 1 of Putting Izzy Hands Into Situations: OFMD Kinktober Edition
- Part 1 of ✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨
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he's striding through the puddles, on black stilettoed feet in a well-appointed pencil skirt by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2022
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Day 2: clothed sex | humiliation kink
It was a Burberry pencil skirt, and Izzy had a precise idea about how much money Bonnet had wasted. Thinking about it, most certainly there was not a size big enough to accommodate male hips; the fucker had paid to have it tailored.
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
“Come find me in your stupid bathroom during lunch break, you don’t have anything better to do today at that time."Series
- Part 2 of Putting Izzy Hands Into Situations: OFMD Kinktober Edition
- Part 2 of ✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨
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And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2022
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Day 4 + Day 5 | Desk sex + coming untouched
When Stede “Entitled Twat” Bonnet entered the office, twenty-five minutes later than he was supposed to, he dropped his coffee on the floor, alongside his jaw.
“You’re late, Bonnet.”
Izzy slowly, slowly uncrossed his legs, gave Bonnet the time to see he was not wearing any kind of underwear under the skirt, and crossed them again. Bonnet gulped, his cheeks and neck comically red.
[ set in the same ✨ universe✨ as this one ]
Series
- Part 4 of Putting Izzy Hands Into Situations: OFMD Kinktober Edition
- Part 3 of ✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨
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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2023
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After two weeks of receiving near constant brain damage done by wondering who the hell Bonnet was shagging, Izzy had found himself at rock bottom: he hadn’t yet replied to a mail he should have replied to three days ago. Enraged by his own shortcomings, he had drank Bonnet’s latte in one long sip, managed not to die from it only out of spite, and marched into Bonnet’s office like a storm, throwing the empty paper cup on the floor and slamming his hands on the stupid fucking desk.
“Tell me who the fuck you’re fucking or I swear to God I’ll smash your skull with your fucking paperweight and feed you to the bloody swans.”
Series
- Part 4 of ✨ Secretary Izzy AU ✨