runaway circus clowns found (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
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“So… you — Chat Noir — my best friend and boy I am stupidly in love with—”
“Ladybug, that’s not funny—”
“— want me, Ladybug — your best friend and girl who is stupidly in love with you—”
“Seriously, it’s kind of messed up that you keep on joking about that, you know how I felt about you—”
“—to help you woo The Girl™ from your class that you like?”
“Minus the sick joke that you’re in love with me, yes. Basically.”
or in which chat noir asks ladybug for advice on how to woo his new mysterious crush and marinette proves herself to be brain dead basically
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“You wanted to surprise me by coming to the bakery in front of goodness knows how many people wearing just sunglasses to conceal your extremely important secret identity which no one can know about and ask me to the movies on a not-date as perfectly platonic just friends?!” she had demanded, staring at him dead in the eye as they walked.
“...Yes?” He had said, internally preparing himself to say his goodbyes to the world, knowing that he was probably about to die under the wrath of Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
or in which adrien makes for himself yet another identity: gorgeous chad lenoir from the supermarket
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“Seventeen kisses?” Ladybug questions, a tone of both annoyance and disbelief painting her voice. “You want seventeen kisses?”
Chat Noir shrugs, nonchalantly, inspecting his claws as if they were simultaneously the most boring and interesting things he’d ever seen. Which they were. Are. “Well, yeah, seventeen kisses for my seventeenth birthday.”
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