Wagging my Staff: Do Straev

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• Wilson shoves Racoons up his Ass by Qberew

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Wilson (Don't Starve)
  • Maxwell (Don't Starve)
  • Robert Wagstaff (Don't Starve)
  • wilson does science
  • this came from a vc debate on discord
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • racoons
  • racoons up the ass
  • Gore
  • its rated explicit but please dont fap to this
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Exactly What It Says on the Tin
  • Crack
  • Author Is Not Religious
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Trauma
  • but only for the poor racoons
  • origin story of the meat effigy
  • Wagstaff (Don't Starve) - Freeform
  • Wagstaff kills himself
  • Maxwell (Don't Starve) - Freeform

  Summary

  WARNING! THIS IS VERY FUCKED UP! GO AWAY PLEASE! YOU'LL REGRET THIS! GO AWAY! THIS WAS A DARE BY MYSELF!

  FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK-

  Series

  • Part 1 of Wagging my Staff: Do Straev

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  848

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  19

  Kudos:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  208

• The inevitable Triumphant/Verdant Wilson Fanfiction by Qberew

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  27 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Wilson/Wilson (Don't Starve)
  • Wilson (Don't Starve)
  • Them (Don't Starve)
  • Shadow King Wilson (Don't Starve)
  • Verdant Wilson (Don't Starve) - Freeform
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Gay Sex
  • shadow wilson is a sadist
  • verdant wilson is a slutty mess
  • Technically a Crossover
  • i dunno depends where you think the skins come from
  • oh hell naw here comes the WMSDS lore
  • Kristoof needs mental help
  • hornyposting
  • but with structure
  • Some Plot
  • Porn with Feelings
  • kinda emotional
  • Verdant Wilson has trauma
  • staff wagging
  • both wilsons are way too fucking horny
  • Them (Don't Starve) - Freeform
  • Touch-Starved
  • Haha get it? Starved? because its DONT STARVE-
  • uhh anyways verdant wilson is closeted
  • new wilson same ol' extremist christian mother

  Summary

  There's this inside joke in my friend group that Verdant Wilson is a submissive lil femboy and Triumphant Wilson is a dominant kinky motherfucker.

  Naturally, I made them fuck.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Wagging my Staff: Do Straev

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,395

  Chapters:

  2/3

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  357

• " ̶P̶e̶t̶e̶r̶ Wanda what are you doing?" "𝗖𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸." by Qberew

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Games)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Wanda (Don't Starve)
  • Maxwell (Don't Starve)
  • LSD
  • Wanda is tripping balls
  • Homelessness
  • New York City
  • Out of Character
  • Drug Addiction
  • Drug Use
  • Hallucinations
  • Crack
  • but literally
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • author wrote while listening to the hamilton musical
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Author Has Never Played Call Of Duty
  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE...?
  • Maxwell is a fucking asshole
  • Mentions of Rape
  • But it doesn't happen
  • and wont happen
  • because i know my friends read this series
  • and they're really sensitive sometimes
  • and even writing about terrible stuff like that scares me
  • because i think they'll see it and be disgusted by me
  • just because i have higher tolerance to stuff like that
  • i just don't get offended
  • have a good day now reader
  • back to the normal tags
  • Manipulation
  • I'm Bad At Tagging

  Summary

  Wanda gets drugged and thinks she has superpowers. She doesn't.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Wagging my Staff: Do Straev

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,058

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  61

• She wag on my staff till I klei entertainment 😞 by Qberew

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2024

  Tags

  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Robert Wagstaff & Maxwell (Don't Starve)
  • Robert Wagstaff (Don't Starve)
  • Maxwell (Don't Starve)
  • Forced Masturbation
  • Assisted Masturbation
  • Rape
  • revival
  • Un-Suicide
  • Forced Ejaculation
  • Life-Restoring Cum
  • Immortality
  • Card Games
  • Using Uno as aftercare
  • Aftercare
  • Rape Aftermath
  • wowza i guess i lied about not including rape
  • Gods

  Summary

  Maxwell notices one of the sacred gods went and fucking killed himself, and naturally uses the art of staffwagging to "save" him.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Wagging my Staff: Do Straev

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,021

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  147