Teyvat Troubles
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Lumine is millions of years old, but she's always said to be too young to drink. Due to this, she's convinced the legal drinking age is not 18, but 18 million.
Hijinks ensue
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- Part 1 of Teyvat Troubles
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"Oh! My Ajax has returned!" Zhongli purred loudly, which Childe didn't know he could do at all, and stared up at him like a long-lost lover. "I began to fear you'd never return.." He whimpered.
"Well, I wasn't originally going to.." Said nobody, because Childe wasn't risking his other arm by breaking Zhongli's heart.
"I was busy.." He settled on instead.
"Busy coping and seething!" Paimon teased.
"Lumine, eat her." Childe pointed to the pixie.
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AKA, Lumine's adventures in Teyvat continue. This time, she has to deal with this ginger little... Bitch. She doesn't have another word for him.
In this fic, Lumine bullies Tartaglia into a committed relationship.
Wh- Not with her, she's a lesbian!! She's more like his evil wingman.
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- Part 2 of Teyvat Troubles
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Lumine slammed her head into the table.
"Diluc Alexandria Ragnvindr."
"That's not my middle name."
"If you don't grace me with enough Alcohol in volume to kill an Archon, you're gonna WISH your middle name was Alexandria."
"What does that mean?"
"Let's just say a very sticky situation involving you, me, some duct tape and an inkwell." She scoffed.
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AKA: Lumine's adventures in Mondstadt are ending, and as she prepares for Liyue, she decides to celebrate with her travel companion, and end the day with a weird bard! It'd be better with a bit of wine, though, wouldn't it?
In this fic, Lumine spends her day bonding with Paimon, and her night terrorizing Diluc.
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- Part 3 of Teyvat Troubles